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- "Surely
you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!"
Airplane! (1980)
- "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
- "No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before?"
- "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Well, I'll give him another 20 minutes, but that's it."
Airplane! (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Yes, it used to be beautiful - what with the rackets, whoring, guns."
Atlantic City (1980)
"They're
not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...And here is your receipt."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"This is glue. Strong stuff."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Cinderella story.
Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters
champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
It's in the hole!"
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Aw, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! What, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you, though."
Caddyshack (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I am not an animal! I am a human being."
Elephant Man (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I am your father."
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Play clip (excerpt):
"May the Force be with you."
The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnnie!"
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. Not by the hair on your chiny-chin-chin? Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in."
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Wendy...darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm
just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--k in."
The Shining (1980)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I'm going to take a bath."
- "I'll alert the media."
Arthur (1981)
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Body Heat (1981)
"No wire hangers. No wire hangers, EVER!"
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Don't f--k with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Tina, bring me the axe."
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Norman.
Come here. Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're
welcoming us back."
- "I don't hear a thing."
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Ya wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're gonna get back on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind you, holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
On Golden Pond (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Get back to Cairo. Get us some transport to England: boat, plane,
anything. Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."
- "How?"
- "I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."
- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy."
- "Fools. Bureaucratic fools!"
- "What'd they say?"
- "They don't know what they've got there."
- "Well, I know what I've got here. Come on, I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?"
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You're a lean, mean fighting machine."
- "I'll do it."
Stripes (1981)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on
fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark
near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears
in rain. Time to die."
Blade Runner (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "Conan, what is best in life?"
- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"E.T. phone home."
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Damn you! I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
My Favorite Year (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You better stop eyeballin' me, boy!"
An Officer and a Gentleman (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"They're here!"
Poltergeist (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"That is one nutty hospital."
Tootsie (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a
woman, as a man. Know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without
the dress."
Tootsie (1982)
"That's the great thing about the outdoors, it's one giant toilet."
The Big Chill (1983)
"Stop that train!"
The Dresser (1983)
"When you give up your dreams, you die."
Flashdance (1983)
- "When he comes back, I won't get in the way."
- "It's not like that at all. He's my brother."
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"No bucks, no Buck Rogers."
The Right Stuff (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"The Mercury program was over. Four years later, astronaut Gus Grissom was killed, along with astronauts White and Chaffee, when fire swept through their Apollo capsule. But on that glorious day in May 1963, Gordo Cooper went higher, farther, and faster than any other American - 22 complete orbits around the world. He was the last American ever to go into space alone. And for a brief moment, Gordo Cooper became the greatest pilot anyone had ever seen."
The Right Stuff (1983)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Every now and then, say 'What
the f--k!' 'What the f--k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity.
Opportunity makes your future."
Play clip (excerpt):
AND
(later, in voice-over) "My name
is Joel Goodsen. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand
dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?"
Risky Business (1983)
"I'm Tony Montana. You f--k with me, you f--kin' with the best!"
Scarface (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
Scarface (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Go ahead, make my day."
Sudden Impact (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind."
Sudden Impact (1983)
"Mama, that's the first time I stopped hugging first. I like that."
Terms of Endearment (1983)
- "I'm going steady. And I French kiss."
- "So, everybody does that."
- "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--king fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy S--t!"
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...These feelings make you do things you wouldn't normally do....Yeah, like swimming naked with girls..."
(National Lampoon's) Vacation (1983)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...Remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Good
evening. Welcome to China Blue Airlines, Flight 69, nonstop service
to paradise. We'll be taking off shortly. I'll be unbuckling your belt
and seeing that big bird rise and rise, finally settling into the comfort
only this wide body can provide. We're here to serve you. Please remember
that, although
we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of T-W-A-tea."
Crimes of Passion (1984)
"And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"
Dune (1984)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!"
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He slimed me."
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
Ghostbusters (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'll be back."
The Terminator (1984)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "It's such a fine line between stupid and..."
- "...and
clever."
- "Yeah, clever."
- "It's just a turn about."
Play clip (excerpt):
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
- "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
- "These go to eleven."
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (long)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
"Money talks, and bulls--t walks."
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
- "Hey, Doc. We better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88."
- "Roads? Where we're going we don't need - roads."
Back to the Future (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This
is what makes time travel possible - the flux capacitor!"
Back to the Future (1985)
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"He
was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I'm afraid it came
as a great shock to him when he died..."
Clue (1985)
"Say it! Say it! Say 'I lost the nest-egg.' Go on, say it!"
Lost in America (1985)
"Perhaps he knew, as I didn't, that the Earth was made round so that
we would not see too far down the road."
Out of Africa (1985) |
- "I
know you are, but what am I?
- "You're a nerd."
- "I know you are, but what am I?"
- "You're an idiot."
- "I know you are, but what am I?"
- (together) "I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but
what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know
you are, but what am I?"
- "Infinity."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Let's go? Don't you wanna see the rest of the movie?"
- "I don't have to see it, Dottie. I lived it."
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You never had your hands on a teat before."
- "Not one this big."
Witness (1985)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"You be careful out among them, English."
Witness (1985)
"Get away from her, you BITCH!"
Aliens (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chain saws out.
This is the mighty W-O-O-D. At the sound of the falling tree, it's 9:30.
There's a whole lot of wood out there, so let's get goin'."
Blue Velvet (1986)
"Mommy...Oh, Mommy, Mommy...Baby wants to f--k...Don't you f--kin' look at me!"
Blue Velvet (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"The
street light makes my pussy hair glow in the dark. Cotton candy
- the glow."
8 Million Ways to Die (1986)
"Nobody
puts Baby in a corner."
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go!"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Can you imagine the level of a mind that watches wrestling?"
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
"Feed me! Feed me!"
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
-- "I feel the need..."
-- "...the need for speed!"
Top Gun (1986)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"...I'm NOT gonna be ignored."
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I'm so happy that I am alive, in one piece
and short. I'm in a world of s--t, yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid."
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Goooood morning, Vietnam!"
Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"I'm too old for this s--t."
Lethal Weapon (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
(Two slaps across the face) "Snap out of it!"
Moonstruck (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"But love don't make things nice. It ruins everything. It breaks
your heart. It makes things a mess. We aren't here to make things perfect.
The snowflake is perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. Not us. We
are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong
people and die."
Moonstruck (1987)
- "You're hit. You're bleedin', man!"
- "I ain't got time to bleed."
Predator (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare
to die!"
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride (1987)
- "Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow."
- "As you wish."
The Princess Bride (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "My
name is H.I. McDonnough. Call me Hi. The first time I met Ed was
in the county Iockup in Tempe, Arizona."
- "Don't forget his profile, Ed."
- "Turn to the right."
- "A day I'll never forget."
- "Turn to the right."
- "What kind of name is that for a pretty thing
like you?"
- "Short for Edwina. Turn to the right!"
- "You're
a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. Let me know how those come out."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "You're
not just telling us what we want to hear?"
- "No, sir, no way."
- "'Cause we just want to hear
the truth."
- "Well, then I guess I am telling you what
you want to hear."
- "Boy, didn't we just
tell you not to do that?"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Okay, then."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Son,
you got a panty on your head."
Raising Arizona (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Excuse
me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?"
Roxanne (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (complete
speech)
"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed
works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the
evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms - greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind."
Wall Street (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (long)
"Lunch is for wimps."
Wall Street (1987)
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now."
Withnail & I (1987)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"It wasn't just a story, was it?"
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of
a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that
the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the
sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning
rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft,
wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
Bull Durham (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"This is the damnedest season I've ever seen. I mean,
the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid."
Bull Durham (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"
Coming to America (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Yippie kay-yay, motherf--ker."
Die Hard (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Fellas, last year I made three million dollars. But your fifty thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then, let's go get 'em."
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!"
Play clip (excerpt):
AND
"Don't, uh, ever, ever, EVER call me stupid! OK?"
Play clip (excerpt):
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
- "Nice beaver."
- "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."
- "Let me help you with that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"He's on life-support. Doctors say he's got a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that."
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "All airlines have crashed at one time or another. That doesn't mean that they are not safe."
- "
Quantas."
- "Quantas?"
- "
Quantas never crashed."
Rain Man (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'll let you in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks."
Rain Man (1988)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
They Live (1988)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"P-p-p-please!"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hide me, Eddie, p-p-p-puh-leeeease."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
"So tell me, Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or
are you just happy to see me?"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
"I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything
wrong with that?"
Working Girl (1988)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Wait'll they get a load of me."
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"
Batman (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"...But If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe -- hear it? -- Carpe, Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hoke, you're my best friend."
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
"If
you build it, he will come."
Field of Dreams (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"Hey, Dad? You wanna have a catch?"
Field of Dreams (1989)
"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
Pink Cadillac (1989)
"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."
Say Anything... (1989)
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Say Anything... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
The War of the Roses (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance...."
- "Which one am I?"
- "You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance, but you think
you're low maintenance."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
- "Oh... Oh god... Ooo Oh God... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God... Oh yeah, right there... Oh! Oh... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes... Oh... Oh... Yes Yes Yes.... Oh... Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God Oh... Oh... Huh..."
- "I'll have what she's having."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (long)
- "You realize, of course, that we could never be friends."
- "Why not?"
- "What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
- "That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
- "No, you don't."
- "Yes, I do."
- "No, you don't."
- "Yes, I do."
- "You only think you do."
- "You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
- "No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you."
- "They do not."
- "Do too."
- "They do not."
- "Do too."
- "How do you know?"
- "Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."
- "So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
- "No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too."
- "What if they don't want to have sex with you?"
- "Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story."
- "Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then."
- "I guess not."
- "That's too bad. You were the only person that I knew in New York."
When Harry Met Sally.... (1989)
Play clip (excerpt): 
- "I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love
that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that
you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like
I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell
your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I
want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm
lonely. And it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight
because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with
somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
- "You see, that is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you."
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
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