- Thief (1981)
"I'm the last guy in the world you want to f--k with."
- The Right Stuff (1983)
"Request permission to relieve bladder."
- The Last Waltz (1978)
"Son, you won't make much money, but you'll get more p---y than
- Bottle Rocket (1996)
"I'm a risk taker. I'm growing marijuana in my parents' back yard."
- True Romance (1993)
"If I had to f--k any man, I mean if my life depended on it, then
it'd be Elvis."
- Horse Feathers (1932)
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment
when you arrived."
- When We Were Kings (1996)
"I rassled with a gator! Tussled with a whale! I murdered a rock!
Injured a brick! I'm so mean, I make medicine sick!"
- Kelly's Heroes (1970)
"I'm drinking some wine, eating some cheese, and catching some
- Mean Streets (1973)
"You know what the Queen says? 'If I had balls, I'd be the King.'"
- The Killer (1989)
"I always leave one bullet, either for myself or for my enemy."
- The Last Detail (1973)
"I used to go to a whore who had a glass eye. She used to take
it out and wink people off for a dollar."
- Semi-Tough (1977)
"You're not going to marry my daughter? Then I'm trading you to
- The Hot Rock (1972)
"Are you sure you know how to fly this thing?"
- Down By Law (1964)
"If you was a good pimp, you would have hit me by now."
- The Sting (1973)
"He's not as tough as he thinks."
"Neither are we."
- Patton (1970)
"No bastard ever won a war by giving his life for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
- My Breakfast with Blassie (1983)
"I use half a roll if I've got to go. I'll be damn sure my hand
don't go through."
- Night Shift (1982)
"Barney Rubble--what an actor."
- The Seven-Ups (1973)
"You kicked his ass every day for a week. I thought you'd kick
it through his nose."
- Ocean's Eleven (1960)
"You better stop getting prettier every day, or you'll turn into
- Back to School (1986)
"Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."
- Runaway Train (1985)
"Hey, would you like a really good f--k?"
- The Getaway (1972)
"We go together--like guns and ammunition."
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
"You're a clown, Lawrence."
"We can't all be lion tamers, sir."
- Spartacus (1960)
"Gladiators don't make friends. If we're ever matched in the arena
together, I have to kill you."
Easy Rider (1969)
"This used to be a hell of a good country. I can't understand what's
going on with it."
- Police Story (1985)
"I could kill him now with no regrets."
- Death Race 2000 (1975)
"You want to make love to me because I drive the monster and wear
- Enter the Dragon (1973)
"You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple."
- 48 Hrs. (1982)
"I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the
- Bachelor Party (1984)
"Hi, come on in. Drugs to the right, hookers to the left."
- Bad Boys (1983)
"Your fellow inmates are murderers, rapists, and mental defectives,
just like yourselves."
- Papillon (1973)
"How did you know my leprosy wasn't contagious?"
- Risky Business (1983)
"Every now and then say, 'what the f--k.' 'What the f--k' gives
- Breaking Away (1979)
"I sure miss playing basketball. I got depressed as hell when my
athlete's foot and jock itch went away."
- Barbarella (1968)
"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."
- Planet of the Apes (1968)
"Get your hands off me, you damned dirty ape!"
The Searchers (1956)
"I say we do it my way--and that's an order."
"Yes, sir. But if you're wrong, don't ever give me another."
The Bridge on the River Kwai
"You make me sick with your heroics. There's a stench of death
about you. You carry it in your pack like the plague."
- Big Wednesday (1978)
"I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat
I never ever pissed in your steam iron."
- Clerks (1994)
"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
"In a row?"
- Midnight Run (1988)
"Here come two words for you: Shut the f--k up."
- Dumb and Dumber (1994)
"Yeah, we can be civilized...Whoa, check out the funbags on that
- Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
"How stupid can you get?"
"How stupid do you want me to be?"
- Highlander (1986)
"It's better to burn out than to fade away."
- Old Yeller (1957)
"If you go looking for something good to take the place of the
bad, generally you can do it."
- Shaft (1971)
"You're really great in the sack, but you're pretty s--ty afterwards."
- Billy Jack (1971)
"I'm going to take this right foot and I'm going to whomp you on
that side of the face."
- Porky's (1981)
"There's so much wool you could knit a sweater."
- Sirens (1994)
"One day we're gonna tickle you."