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Horse
Feathers (1932)
In director Norman Z. McLeod's satirical academic/sports
comedy from the Marx Brothers:
- the opening scene of Professor Wagstaff's (Groucho
Marx) address to Huxley College faculty members and students
- the sequence at a speakeasy where Wagstaff attempts
to guess doorman Baravelli's (Chico Marx) secret password ("swordfish")
- Pinky (Harpo Marx) providing a hot cup of coffee
from the inside of his coat for a bum on the street
- Pinky's scene with his horse blocking traffic and
a cop who writes him a ticket
- the classic Biology classroom scene ending with a
peashooter fight between Wagstaff and two unruly students
- Wagstaff's romancing and serenading of flirtatious "college
widow" Connie Bailey (Thelma Todd) and their scene in a canoe
on a duck pond - and his response to her baby talk:
"If icky girl keep on talking that way, big stwong man's gonna
kick all her teef wight down her thwoat"
- the scene of the attempted kidnap of the two star
Darwin College athletes
- the climactic zany Huxley-Darwin football game involving
audible football signals, banana peels, an elastic band, and a chariot
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House of Wax (1953)
In Andre de Toth's classic horror film - created in "Natural
Vision" 3-D:
- the scene of the burning of the wax museum and the
melting of the historical figures
- the 3-D effect shown off with the carnival barker's
bouncing paddle-balls
- the dance hall scene with a line of dancers doing
the can-can kick
- the scene of cloaked wax sculptor Professor Henry
Jarrod (Vincent Price) pursuing leading lady Sue Allen (Phyllis Kirk)
along fog-shrouded streets and alleyways of turn-of-the-century New
York City
- the shocking moment that wheelchair-bound, Phantom-of-the-Opera-like
Jarrod has his face slapped by Sue and his wax mask falls off to
reveal his hideously-burned and disfigured face below
- the scene of Sue bound and naked under a boiling
vat of wax as he prepares her to be his next exhibit victim as Marie
Antoinette
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How Green
Was My Valley (1941)
In John Ford's Best Picture-winning classic:
- the realistic depiction of family life - father
and sons returning home from the grimy Welsh coal mines, and then
bathing and sitting around the dinner table
- crippled Huw's (Roddy McDowell) first feeble steps
on a daffodil-covered hillside under the guidance of the preacher
Mr. Gruffydd (Walter Pidgeon)
- the preacher's romance with Angharad (Maureen O'Hara)
- ultimately unsuccessful
- the preacher's condemnation of his congregation for
hypocrisy and vicious rumors
- the heart-wrenching mining disaster tragedy
- the final image of Huw and his father (Donald Crisp)
walking in the hills
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Howard the Duck (1986)
In the George Lucas-produced sci-fi comedy about a
humanoid duck (based upon the Marvel Comics' character):
- the clever opening credits sequence set in Howard
T. Duck's Marshington DC apartment (3636 Lakeside Dr.) located
on a "duck" version of Earth, with duck-versions of everything
("Rolling Egg" Magazine, a film poster for "Breeders
of the Lost Stork" with Indiana Drake, Mae Nest and W.C. Fowls
in a My Little Chickadee film poster, Playduck Magazine,
etc.)
- the sudden expulsion of Howard in his armchair into
outer space (and his landing in Cleveland)
- the hilarious scene in the Ohio Bureau of Employment
Services where "slacker" Howard was advised about finding
a job by a large and outspoken counselor named Cora Mae (Virginia
Capers)
- the strange seduction scene in struggling punk rock Cherry
Bomb musician Beverly Switzler's (Lea Thompson) apartment when
Howard joins her in bed and they shared a few short kisses
- the scene in Joe Roma's Cajun Sushi restaurant
- the long extended scenes (about getting Howard back
home with a reversed cosmic ray) involving multiple chase scenes
and lots of explosions
- the character of researcher Dr. Jenning (Jeffrey Jones)
possessed by the Dark Overlord of the Universe -- and at one point
using his extended tongue to extract power from a truck's dashboard
cigarette lighter
- the appearance of the monstrous scorpion-like creature
(created by George Lucas' special effects division) and Howard's
coming to the saving rescue and blowing it to smithereens
- the film's conclusion with Howard (strumming a red
electric guitar) and Beverly on-stage and singing together: "Howard
the Duck"
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Howl's Moving Castle (2004,
Jp.)
In director Hayao Miyazaki and producer John Lasseter's
Best Animated Feature-nominated enchanting fantasy based on English
writer Diana Wynne Jones' book:
- the evocative opening shot of roguish, narcissistic,
immature, yet brave and principled teenaged wizard Howl's (voice
of Christian Bale) gigantic, anthropomorphic Castle (with legs)
strolling past a farm ranch
- the memorable scene in which The Witch of the Waste
(voice of Lauren Bacall) looking like an obese woman - spiteful and
jealous over Howl's attentiveness and growing love for the pretty
but mousy young hatmaker Sophie (voice of Emily Mortimer) - transforms
the girl with a spell into a 90 year-old old woman (voice of Jean
Simmons) who flees to the countryside where she is led to the Castle
by bouncing Turniphead, the Scarecrow (voice of Crispin Freeman)
- throughout the film - Sophie's fluid age-shifting
depending upon her emotions
- the funny, exhaustive race up the long, steep stairs
between Sophie and The Witch - exhausted by the effort
- the bizarre, creepy scene (involving giant light bulbs
and dancing shadows) in which Howl's former tutor and sorceress Madame
Suliman (voice of Blythe Danner) strips The Witch's powers
- The Witch's question after being taken in by Sophie
to live in the Castle, about her feelings for Howl: "You are
in love with Howl, aren't you?"
- the enchanting scene in which Sophie restores Howl's
heart, while freeing Howl's assistant - the Castle's fire demon Calcifer
(voice of Billy Crystal) to become a starry sprite again
- the heart-warming, poignant shot of the restored
family of Sophie (young again, but with white hair), Howl, young
apprentice Markl (voice of Josh Hutcherson), and strange, wheezing
dog Hean - now free of deceptions and happy
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Hud (1963)
In Martin Ritt's emotionally-powerful drama:
- the fascinating portrayal of womanizing, irresponsible,
rude, non-hero Texas cowboy Hud Bannon (Paul Newman), especially
his driving of a big pink Cadillac
- the scene of the slaughter of the entire Bannon herd
of diseased cattle due to hoof-and-mouth disease
- Hud's advice to idolizing nephew Lon (Brandon de Wilde): "You
don't look out for yourself, the only helping hand you'll ever get
is when they lower the box"
- the shocking and terrifying attempted rape scene
of housekeeper Alma Brown (Oscar-winning Patricia Neal) by Hud
- Alma's disgust at Hud during goodbyes at a bus station
- the final scene of Lon walking off from Hud ("I
won't be back this way"), and Hud's shouting: "...This
world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later
whether he's careful or not"
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame
(1939)
In RKO's and director William Dieterle's classic adaptation
of the Victor Hugo novel:
- the radiant beauty of gypsy girl Esmeralda (Maureen
O'Hara)
- the extremely touching scene in which she mercifully
offers a drink of water to the deformed hunchback bellringer Quasimodo
(Charles Laughton) after a public scourging during his one hour on
the pillory
- Quasimodo's thrilling rescue of the girl from a hanging
by swinging to her on a rope and taking her to Notre Dame, crying "Sanctuary,
Sanctuary"
- his heartbreaking closing line next to a gargoyle
high atop Notre Dame: "Why was I not made of stone like thee?"
- the tremendous zoom back of the camera from the cathedral
with choruses of 'Hallelujah' to end the film
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The
Hunt for Red October (1990)
In John McTiernan's adaptation of Tom Clancy's novel:
- Sean Connery's memorable performance as over-the-top,
magnanimous, pompous defecting Soviet submarine Captain Marko Ramius
and Scott Glenn's cynical hard-nosed American counterpart Commander
Bart Mancuso
- the thrilling action sequences including protagonist
CIA book author Jack Ryan's (Alec Baldwin) perilous helicopter-to-submarine
transfer and stunning gunfight set within the bowels of prototype
Russian submarine Red October, among towering red pumps
- the death scene of opposing Soviet submarine Captain
Tupolev (Stellan Skarsgård) by his own torpedo, with his first
mate growling: "You arrogant ass! You killed us!"
- the closing exchange between Ramius and Ryan in a
blue-lit river in New England: Ramius: "'... and the sea will
grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home.' Christopher
Columbus" Ryan: "Welcome to the New World, sir"
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The Hurricane (1937)
In director John Ford's adventure/disaster drama:
- the iconic image of Dorothy Lamour (as Marama)
in her tropical sarong next to bare-chested lover Terangi (Jon
Hall)
- the spectacular, but disastrous hurricane sequence
in which a church is devastated by the rising waves
- the final line in which the strict governor De Laage
(Raymond Massey) observes through his binoculars wrongly to Germaine
(Mary Astor):
"You're right, Germaine, it's only a floating log"
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The Hurt Locker (2009)
In Kathryn Bigelow's fact-based, but fictional character
study and action thriller about the defusement and detonation of
dangerous IED based upon the actual experiences of journalist and
screenwriter/producer Mark Boal (Note: a "hurt locker" was
the destination of explosion victims):
- the stressful and tense series of war scenes/set-pieces
of an elite group of three bomb-squad specialists or EOD bomb defusers
(Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal Squad) in Bravo Company (cognizant
of a 39-day countdown until their home-leave deployment-rotation)
- the film's opening with the death of team leader
SSG Matt Thompson (Guy Pearce) in a bulky Kevlar suit after the failed
defusement of a dangerous IED (improvised explosive devices) bomb
with a robotic device in the rubble and garbage-strewn streets of
Bagdad in 2004 Iraq, when they were threatened with sniper fire and
the bomb was set off by a cellphone from a marketplace butcher shop
- the fears and difficulty of level-headed African-American
Sgt. J.T. Sanborn (Anthony Mackie) and nervously fearful and pessimistic
Spc. Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty) ("Pretty much the bottom
line is, if you're in Iraq, you're dead") in comfortably accepting
Thompson's replacement (Sanborn calls him "a redneck piece of
trailer trash") - newcomer and risk-taker Army Staff Sergeant
William James (Jeremy Renner)
- in scene after scene, James displayed bravado, recklessness
and fearlessness -
(1) he activated a flare, obscuring everyone's visibility, and drew
his pistol on a suspected Iraqi-haji cab driver during a stand-off
while commanding him to back up and get out of the car - and then after
clipping the wires to one bomb detonator found it attached to seven
others buried nearby, and
(2) his disregard for orders when he attempted to defuse bombs in an
illegally-parked, torched car near an evacuated UN building and removed
his protective helmet and gear (so if he's gonna die, he can die "comfortable")
- and also threw away his headset while searching to dismantle the
device, and
(3) the sequence of the tense stake-out in the hot desert sun when
aiding a party of British army contractors (including Ralph Fiennes)
caught in an ambush, and the use of scopes to zero in on targets -
and James' fumbling unwrapping of a juice pack and straw to give a
drink to dehydrated partner Sanborn, and
(4) the unsuccessful attempt to break the bolts of locks holding strapped
explosives with a timer to an Arabic family man's waist
- the sequence in which curious Colonel Reed (David
Morse) asked how many bombs "wild man" James had disarmed
(he was told 873) - and his remark: "That's just hot s--t",
and his follow-up question about the best way to disarm a bomb, with
James' dry reply: "The way you don't die, sir"
- the scene of the three comrades after a tense day
- in their compound swigging alcohol, punching each other, and wrestling
(and discovering that James kept souvenirs of his bomb dismantlings)
- the scene of the wounding of Eldridge with a gunshot
shattering his femur during an unnecessary nighttime mission and
his anger at James as he was airlifted for medical treatment: "We
didn't have to go out looking for trouble to get your f--king adrenaline
fix, you f--k!"
- the scene of James' sense of extreme disorientation
when confronted by so many choices of frozen pizza and boxed cereal
in a US supermarket during home-leave
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Husbands and Wives (1992)
In Woody Allen's last true masterpiece to date, famously
filmed during (and severely overshadowed by and paralleling) the
real-life breakup of Allen's marriage to longtime companion/actress
Farrow:
- the scene of middle-aged married man Jack (Sydney
Pollack) and his distraught wife Sally's (Oscar-nominated Judy
Davis) glib announcement before dinner to couple Gabe (Woody Allen)
and Judy Roth (Mia Farrow) that they are splitting up
- the subsequent documentary-styled account of their
marriages all crumbling (with new flings) following the news - complete
with violently-panning handheld camera shots and jump-cutting
- the disastrous new romances: Jack with younger, sexy
yet ditzy 24 year-old aerobics instructor Sam (Lysette Anthony) and
Sally's relationship with romantic Irishman Michael Gates (Liam Neeson),
one of Judy's co-worker colleagues
- the sour, embarrassing party scene in which Sam screeches
at Jack on the lawn after a party
- Sally's brilliant
"hedgehogs and foxes" internal monologue during unromantic,
frigid sex with Michael
- the awkward scene when Jack returns home to find
Michael and Sally together (Jack: "This is my f--king house!"
Sally: "No, this is MY f--king house!") in an effort to reconcile
- the relationship between professor Gabe and his bright,
20 year-old creative writing student Rain (Juliette Lewis) - and
her reading of Gabe's sublimely-written novel about relationships
and sex: ("...of course men would make love at any given moment
with any number of women, while females were selective. They were
in each case catering to the demands of only one small egg, while
each male had millions and millions of frantic sperms screaming wildly
'Let us out! Let us out!'...")
- the breathtaking kiss between Gabe and Rain during
a rainstorm ("You want a real kiss?") accompanied by thunder
and lightning
- Gabe's decision not to pursue a romantic relationship
with his seductive student
- the downbeat final interview with Gabe - with the
closing line "Can I go? Is this over?"
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The Hustler
(1961)
In Robert Rossen's exciting drama:
- the realistic pool play [sometimes by real-life
player Willie Mosconi] and authentic sleazy pool-room milieu in
the pool bar including the performance of legendary Minnesota Fats
(Jackie Gleason) and the challenge from pool shark "Fast" Eddie
Felson (Paul Newman) for $200 per game
- the painful breaking of Eddie's thumbs with his face
pressed against a glass window of the men's room
- the monologue during a picnic when Eddie tells alcoholic
and crippled girlfriend Sarah Packard (Piper Laurie) the rush he
experiences in playing pool ("I got oil in my arm. Pool cue's
part of me...")
- the character of evil promoter Bert Gordon (George
C. Scott)
- the tragic suicide of Sarah after writing "Perverted,
Twisted, Crippled" on her mirror
- the film's final words by challenger Eddie to a beaten
Fats: "Fat Man, you shoot a great game of pool"
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