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The Player (1992)
In director Robert Altman's famed low-budget Hollywood
satire with a tapestry of characters:
- the subtle opening and closing shots that reveal
the underlying joke of the premise -- the movie is a 'film-within-a-film'
about how the film came to be (the erroneous murder and cover-up
of a disgruntled screenwriter by callous, insincere, back-stabbing,
shallow film producer Griffin Mill (Tim Robbins))
- the uncut, unedited, single-take opening credits sequence
- a remarkably complex, 8-minute and six second roaming and tracking
camera on a Hollywood studio lot to capture glimpses of pitch meetings
and overhear bits of conversations (one pair of producers ironically
and referentially comments on Orson Welles' Touch
of Evil (1958) and its famed opening uncut tracking shot)
- the huge cast of celebrities and filmmakers who play
themselves (except for Whoopi Goldberg who plays Beverly Hills police
chief Susan Avery ("Oh, please! This is Pasadena. We do not
arrest the wrong person. That's L.A.!"))
- the ridiculous 25 words or less cross-breeded film
pitches that Mill hears - like for the sequel The Graduate Part
II ("Mrs. Robinson has a stroke...dark and weird and funny")
or other films described as 'Out of Africa meets Pretty
Woman' (for Goldie Hawn) or 'Ghost meets The Manchurian
Candidate' (for Bruce Willis)
- the hot tub scene of Griffin with story editor/girlfriend
Bonnie Sherow (Cynthia Stevenson) - that sets up the premise of the
film about the receipt of threatening postcards and the amount of
time "before he becomes dangerous"
- 5 months
- the scene the morning after the writer's murder in
the studio office in which ambitious new employee Larry Levy (Peter
Gallagher) proposes finding storylines from the morning's paper instead
of hiring scripters, with Mills' response: "I was just thinking
what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the
artistic process"
- the film's ending with Griffin driving while hearing
a pitch by a mysterious psychotic writer of a movie called The
Player - about the movie just seen ("It's a Hollywood ending,
Griff. He marries the dead writer's girl (Greta Scacchi) and they
live happily ever after") - with a mocking of the audience with
a subtle and faintly-heard: "Nyah, nyah, nyah-NYAH-nyah" sung
by an infant in the score
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Point Blank (1967)
In John Boorman's brutal crime classic neo-noir based
on the pulp crime novel The Hunter by Donald E. Westlake (under
the name Richard Stark):
- virtuoso, artsy, avant-garde editing techniques
(i.e., flashbacks, time lapses, dream motifs, etc), such as Walker's
(Lee Marvin) shooting (and dying dream?) in an Alcatraz cell before
the opening credits -- and his return visit a few years later by
ferry
- the scene of Walker's loud stride along a corridor
- cross-cut with a view of his wife Lynne (Sharon Acker) in bed and
then dressing before visiting a beauty parlor
- his violent and vengeful shoot-up of his double-crossing
wife's empty bed - defiled after she ran off with his ex-partner
Mal Reese (John Vernon) - and Lynne's later suicidal drug overdose
- Walker's wild driving and crashing of a car under
LA freeway ramps in order to intimidate and get the salesman to talk
- Walker's backstage fight in a nighclub against two
thugs with a swirling psychedelic backdrop behind them
- the scene of Lynne's sister Chris (Angie Dickinson)
- naked and hastily dressing in the background as Walker holds a
gun on Reese in the foreground while demanding: "I want my 93
grand now"
- the scene of Chris' energetic but futile slapping,
throttling (with her handbag), and pounding of her fists into Walker
to make him feel something - until she collapses to the floor
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Point Break (1991)
In director Kathryn Bigelow's action cult film:
- the skydiving scene (nominated as the "Best
Action Sequence" in the 1992 MTV Movie Awards, and ranked
7th in Empire Magazine's Top 10 Crazy Action Sequences)
in which both surfer-bankrobber Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) and undercover
FBI agent Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) have jumped with only one
parachute (Bodhi's) and they exchange taunts about pulling the
ripcord
- finally, after Bodhi tells Johnny that they will be "meat
waffles" in about five seconds at an altitude of 1,000 feet,
Johnny drops his gun and pulls Bodhi's ripcord handle to save the
two of them
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Police Academy (1984)
In director Hugh Wilson's hit police-related comedy:
- the podium fellatio scene - in which Cmndt. Eric
Lassard (George Gaynes) delivers a speech to dignitaries, while
a hooker (Georgina Spelvin) and cadet recruit Carey Mahoney (Steve
Guttenberg) hide inside the podium - during the speech, Lassard
shows facial signs of being pleasured, with contortions, groans
and moans
- after he finishes the delivery, Lassard sees Mahoney, not the
hooker, emerge from beneath the podium
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Poltergeist
(1982)
In director Tobe Hooper's and co-producer/co-writer
Steven Spielberg's horror classic:
- special effects of television possession and scenes
of paranormal events
- the view of wide-eyed daughter Carol Anne (Heather
O'Rourke) watching late-night TV snow and her memorable:
"They're heeere"
- the view of chairs unexplainably self-stacked in
the kitchen
- the scare-moment of the frightening, evil-grinning
clown doll vanishing from its customary chair, grabbing owner Robbie
(Oliver Robbins), pulling him under the bed and attempting to strangle
him
- all the attempts at exorcism and house-cleansing by
short-statured clairvoyant Tangina (Zelda Rubinstein)
- the terrifying climax of muddy, unearthed corpses
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Porco Rosso (1992, Fr./Jp.)
(aka The Crimson Pig)
In famed Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki's film:
- the adult fable of a dashing seaplane pilot, Porco
Rosso (meaning "Red Pig"), who'd been cursed with the
head of a pig
- Porco's astounding mystical tale to young Fio about
how he became cursed - told in flashback: after a fierce air battle,
he found himself in an aerial limbo, floating on a sea of cloud that
stretched for an eternity, with pure blue sky above, broken only
by a white band that turned out to be thousands of planes manned
by dead pilots (reminiscent of A Guy Named Joe (1943) and A
Matter of Life and Death/Stairway to Heaven (1946))
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Porky's (1982)
In director Bob Clark's notoriously infantile, coming-of-age
teen sex comedy:
- the shower-room scene, in which one of the teens
exclaims after viewing through a peep-hole: "I've never seen
so much wool! You could knit a sweater"
- the discovery of the ogling boys by the towel-clad
girls
- Tommy's (Wyatt Knight) placing of his member through
the spyhole and gym coach Ms. Balbricker's (Nancy Parsons) painful
two-handed grab
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The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
In this classic Irwin Allen disaster epic (with an
Oscar-winning song
"The Morning After" and a special Oscar for Visual Effects):
- the scene of the immense tidal wave (caused by
a submarine-induced earthquake) hitting the Poseidon
- the incredible special effects shots of the capsized
luxury cruise ship turned upside down with passengers dangling and
a man falling up/down from a table through a large window
- the scene of using a giant Christmas Tree to climb
up and out of the ship's grand ballroom
- the water-rescue scene when Jewish passenger Mrs.
Belle Rosen (Oscar-nominated Shelley Winters) saves Rev. Frank Scott
(Gene Hackman) from drowning, and gasps: "You see, Mr. Scott,
in the water, I'm a very skinny lady," and then dies of a heart
attack after admitting: "I guess I'm not the champion of the
Women's Swimming Association anymore"
- the scene of detective cop husband Mike Rugo's (Ernest
Borgnine) reaction to his ex-prostitute wife Linda's (Stella Stevens)
death -- angrily venting his rage at Frank and sobbing: "You!
Preacher! YOU LYIN', MURDERIN', SON-OF-A-BITCH! You almost suckered
me in! I started to believe in your promises! That we had a chance!"
- Frank's sacrificial death (he closes the steam vent
while yelling: "Keep going! Rogo! Get them through!" and
then falls into the flaming wreckage himself)
- the triumpant ending in which the five survivors
bang on the thin hull to attract rescuers
- Mike's changed opinion of Preacher Frank:
"The preacher was right! That beautiful son-of-a-bitch was right!"
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The Postman
Always Rings Twice (1946)
In director Tay Garnett's thriller-noir based upon
James M. Cain's novel:
- the first appearance of smoldering, femme fatale
Cora (Lana Turner) wearing a white, two-piece playsuit - she drops
her lipstick case and it rolls across the floor
- the terrific magnetism between Cora and drifter Frank
(John Garfield)
- the scene in which an evil Cora convinces Frank to
murder her roadside eatery proprietor-husband Nick Smith (Cecil Kellaway)
- the tragic car crash scene (their kiss while he is
driving is a fatal one)
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Pretty Woman (1990)
In Garry Marshall's romantically-sentimental fantasy Cinderella story:
- the changing relationship over a week between Hollywood
street-hooker Vivian Ward (Oscar-nominated Julia Roberts) and wealthy
corporate raider Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) after starting out
as client-customer date ("We both screw people for money"
and "I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going
on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing")
- the scene of Vivian's extravagant shopping spree
in boutiques on Rodeo Drive
- the bathtub scene
- her ultimate rescue by her gallant Prince Charming
in the film's conclusion with a stretch limousine, a dozen red roses,
his fire-escape climb to her balcony, and his profession of love
- with a kiss ("I want more. I want the fairy tale")
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The Pride of the Yankees (1942)
In director Sam Wood's popular biographical baseball
sports movie:
- the famous heart-tugging, July 4, 1939 farewell
scene of famed # 4 ball player Lou Gehrig (Gary Cooper), afflicted
with the uncurable disease of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS)
in his mid-30s, first accompanied by his supportive and tearful
wife Eleanor (Teresa Wright) in the dark tunnel leading to the
infield
- his sad farewell to his fans and teammates and the
delivery of his speech at a microphone at home plate: "...People
all say that I've had a bad break. But today -- today I consider
myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth" - as
it echoes throughout Yankee Stadium with 62,000 in attendance
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The Princess Bride (1987)
In Rob Reiner's romantic fantasy comedy based on screenwriter
William Goldman's novel:
- the scenes of the Grandfather (Peter Falk) telling
sick and bedridden 10 year old Grandson (Fred Savage) about the
story (from the S. Morgenstern novel The Princess Bride)
of the heroic noble knight (farm boy Westley played by Cary Elwes)
saving his beautiful fair-haired princess (lover Buttercup played
by Robin Wright Penn) from evil fiancee Prince Humperdink (Chris
Sarandon)
- the storyteller's regaling about the swashbuckling,
chatty cliff-top duel between caricatured drunken Spanish master
swordsman Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) and the mysterious masked
Man in Black named Dread Pirate Roberts (Cary Elwes - Westley in
disguise) - with clever-thinking Inigo's switch of his sword from
his left hand to his better right hand ("I am not left-handed")
and the Man in Black's reply: "I'm not left-handed either..."
- the dreaded 'Fire Swamp' (with giant rodents and quicksand)
- the characters of exiled, cynical magician Miracle
Max (Billy Crystal) and his screeching wife Valerie (Carol Kane),
and Max's famous line: "Have fun storming the castle!"
- Inigo's vengeful quote to six-fingered Count Tyrone
Rugen (Christopher Guest): "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die"
- the fairytale ending with a successful rescue and
romantic kiss (described by the Grandfather as "Since the invention
of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most
passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind -- THE END")
- the Grandson's bedtime request to have the story
read again the next day - and the Grandfather's reply:
"As you wish"
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The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
In director John Cromwell's and David O. Selznick's
classic production of Anthony Hope's swashbuckling adventure:
- the romantic pairing of Rudolph/King Rudolf (Ronald
Colman) and Princess Flavia (Madeleine Carroll), especially in
their garden scene together
- the exciting swordfight (with cross-cut dialogue)
between impersonating King Rudolf and villain Rupert (Douglas Fairbanks,
Jr.)
- the final departure scene between the two lovers
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Private Benjamin (1980)
In Howard Zieff's comedy:
- Best Actress-nominated Goldie Hawn as pampered,
naive socialite Judy Benjamin, who randomly joined the Army after
her husband Yale (Albert Brooks) died in bed on her wedding night
- her hysterically clueless complaints to her harsh,
strict commanding officer Capt. Doreen Lewis (Oscar-nominated Eileen
Brennan): "See, I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army.
I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms...To be truthful
with you, I can't sleep in a room with 20 strangers...And I mean
look at this place. The army couldn't afford drapes? I'll be up at
the crack of dawn here!"
- Lewis' response to Pvt. Benjamin's complaints about
the dirty bathroom -- forcing her to scrub them with nothing but
her electric tooth-brush
- the practical joke revenge against Lewis - blue dye
in the shower nozzle, forcing her to wear clown-white makeup during
the enlisted soldier graduation
- Benjamin's single-handed capture of the entire Red
team in an Army training exercise
- her rebuffing of a General's sexual advances
- her marriage over the Army's objections to French
artist Henri Alan Tremont (Armand Assante in his first major film
role)
- the famous closing long shot of her walking away
from the altar in her wedding dress when she discovered Henri's male
chauvinism and unfaithfulness with his ex-lover
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