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Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Schlocky scriptwriter
Ed Wood's notoriously bad, sexploitational, low-budget nudie horror
film was advertised as being shown featuring NAKED Spirits and TOPLESS
Dancers, and presented "In Gorgeous
Astravision" and "Shocking Sexicolor":
- in the opening prologue, two muscle-bound strong-men
with silver head and arm bands and skimpy shorts, removed the coffin
lid of a stone casket inside a cemetery's crypt - the corpse sat up.
It was the film's rambling narrator Criswell (scripter Ed Wood's buddy)
- the Emperor of the Dead, aka the leader of the 'twilight people.'
Throughout the film, Criswell as the Emperor served as the emcee and
provided absurdist and odd commentary. He spoke as dramatic music played:
"I am Criswell! For years I have told the almost
unbelievable, related the unreal, and shown it to be more than
a fact. Now I tell a tale of the threshold people, so astounding
that some of you may faint. This is a story of those in the twilight
time, once human, now monsters, in a void between the living
and the dead. Monsters to be pitied, monsters to be despised.
A night with the ghouls, the ghouls reborn, from the innermost
depths of the world."
- the story really began when California horror book writer
Bob (William Bates) and his buxom red-haired girlfriend Shirley (Pat
Barringer or Pat Barrington) were driving to a cemetery late one night.
Bob claimed a graveyard would help to serve as an inspiration for his
lucrative writings on the topics of necrophilia and ghost stories:
("It's on a night like this when the best ideas come to mind...
stir in the mind the best ideas for a good horror story"). The
two suffered a car wreck in their Chevrolet Corvair in the fog - fortuitously,
they crashed next to a cemetery, and they were flung from the car.
- the demonic Emperor Criswell again described the circumstances
in voice-over:
"It is said on clear nights, beneath the cold light
of the moon, howls a dog and a wolf, and creeping things crawl
out of the slime. It is then the ghouls feast in all their radiance.
It is on nights like this most people prefer to steer clear of,
uh, burial grounds. It is on nights like this, that the creatures
are said to appear, and to walk!"
- in the moonlight while he sat at the exterior of the
marble crypt, he summoned his undead consort, the Black Ghoul (Fawn
Silver) or Ghoulita, a Vampira/Elvira clone known also as the Princess
of Darkness, who was sporting with a black beehive hairdo. She took
his hand and bowed before him, to join him for the festivities. He
threatened the ghouls that were about to appear: "If
I am not pleased by tonight's entertainment, I shall banish their souls
to everlasting damnation!"
- the ghouls that the two were commanding included a bevy
of topless, zombie-like, graveyard 'creatures of the night' (hired
LA strippers), who were about to perform ten
interminable stripteases (with uncoordinated shimmying) in the fog.
- Indian Dance (Bunny Glaser) - "One who loved
flames. Her lovers were killed by flames. She died in flames"
- Street Walker Dance (Coleen O'Brien) - "One who
prowls the lonely streets at night in life is bound to prowl them
in eternity"
- meanwhile, Bob and Shirley revived, heard chanting and
music nearby in the cemetery, and decided to investigate. As they observed
the dancing, Shirley hypothesized that it was some sort of college
initiation, but Bob doubted her theory ("Nothing alive looks like
that").
- Gold Girl Dance (Pat Barrington) -
a gold-worshipping, buxom Gold Girl (with a platinum blonde
wig), also seen in the credits, danced as her red-headed alter-ego
watched nearby; at the end of her dance, she was showered with
gold coins, but then Criswell 'rewarded' her with
a punishment ("For all eternity, she shall have gold")
- she was dipped into a pot of bubbling liquid gold where she became
an immobile, golden statue; her stiff corpse was carried by the
two strong men back into the crypt
- before more dancing, two other characters were introduced:
a Werewolf (John Andrews) and a Mummy (Louis Ojena), who seized the
two "live ones" or interlopers Bob and Shirley, and tied them to
gravestone posts - forcing them to watch throughout the entire proceedings.
- Cat Dance (Texas Starr) - appearing first in a leopard
costume with exposed breasts ("To love the cat is to be the
cat"), while bull-whipped by her S&M trainer: ("A pussycat
is born to be whipped")
- Slave Dance (Nadejda Dobrev) - a tunic-wearing slave
who was chained to a wall, and whipped as torture ("Torture,
torture, it pleasures me!")
- Mexican Dance (Stephanie Jones) - represented by a
skull, and the Mexican festival Day of the Dead, who enjoyed dancing
for dead matadors and bull-fighters
- Hawaiian Dance (Mickey Jines) - wearing a Polynesian
garment, she worshipped snakes, smoke, and flames, and appeared with
a rattlesnake
- Skeleton Dance (Barbara Nordin) - a Bride Ghoul (wearing
a bridal veil) who murdered her husband on her wedding night, and
danced with his skeletal remains
- Zombie Dance (Dene Starnes) - a zombie with arms outstretched
("She lived as a zombie in life, so she will remain forever
a zombie in death"
- Fluff Dance (Rene De Beau) - whose main interests
were feathers, fur, and fluff ("This one would have died for
feathers, furs, and fluff, and so she did")
The Graveyard Dancers (in order of appearance)
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Indian Dance (Bunny Glaser)
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Street
Walker Dance (Coleen O'Brien)
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Cat Dance (Texas Starr)
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Slave Dance (Nadejda Dobrev)
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Mexican
Dance (Stephanie Jones)
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Hawaiian
Dance (Mickey Jines)
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Skeleton
Dance (Barbara Nordin) - a Bride Ghoul
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Zombie
Dance (Dene Starnes)
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Fluff
Dance (Rene De Beau)
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- when the tenth and final breast-jiggling and hip-swiveling
dance ended, the Emperor offered Shirley to the Ghoul: ("You may
take her now...Now hurry, hurry, I will watch! Your desires may be
my pleasure also, our fitting climax to an evening's entertainment"),
but the arrival of the bright sun of dawn interrupted her stabbing
of Shirley. The Black Ghoul sank to the ground - as well as all of
the other dancers and ghouls, as they were turned to skeletal dust.
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The Light of Dawn Turned Ghouls Into Skeletal Dust
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- in the film's twist ending revealing that everything
was a dream (Bob: "It was all a dream"), Bob and Shirley
woke up at the crash site as they were being treated by paramedics.
Shirley asked: "Where are they, where did they go?...They tried
to kill me."
They were reassured that they were lucky to be alive before being loaded
into an ambulance.
- Criswell ended the film with a partial voice-over warning
about visiting graveyards at night - and then laid back into his crypt's
coffin:
"As it is with all the night people, they are destroyed
by the first rays of the sun, but upon the first appearance of
the deep shadows of the night, and when the moon is full, they
will return to rejoice in their evil lust, and take back with
them any mortal who might happen along. Yes, they were lucky,
those two young people. May you be so lucky. But do not trust
to luck at the full of the moon. When the night is dark, make
a wide path around the unholy grounds, of the night people. Who
can say that we do not exist, can you? But now, we return to
our graves, and you may join us soon!"
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Criswell - The Narrator

Car Crash Victims - Shirley (Pat Barrington) and Bob (William Bates)

Criswell Inviting His Black Ghoul Consort to Join Him


Ghoulita (Fawn Silver) - The Black Ghoul


Bob and Shirley - Revived From Car Crash and Spying on Dancing


Gold Girl Dance (Pat Barrington) - Also
In Opening Title Credits

Werewolf and Mummy

Shirley and Bob Tied on Posts and Forced to Watch


At the End of the Dances, Shirley Was Given to the Black Ghoul

Plot Twist: "It was all a dream"

Criswell's Final Warning
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