Greatest Film Plot Twists
Film Spoilers and
Surprise Endings


Written by Tim Dirks

Greatest Movie Plot Twists, Spoilers and Surprise Endings
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Film Title/Year and Plot Twist-Spoiler-Surprise Ending Description

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Dolphins' Head of Operations Roger Podacter Was Murdered by Transgendered Miami Police Lieutenant Lois Einhorn, Who Was Actually Ex-Dolphins Kicker Ray Finkle. (Finkle Had Played in the 1984 Super Bowl and Was Disgraced After Missing an Important Field Goal That Lost the Game For the Dolphins) Finkle/Einhorn Had Vengefully Kidnapped Both Quarterback Dan Marino and the Team's Bottlenose Dolphin Mascot Named Snowflake Just Before the 1994 Super Bowl; Einhorn Had Murdered Podacter After He Had Discovered that 'She' Was Really a Disguised Male

The successful action slapstick-comedy film from director Tom Shadyac (with his directorial debut) starred rubber-faced comic Jim Carrey as the manic and goofy title character, a Miami-based PI ("pet dick") who specialized in retrieving lost or stolen animals. His trademark quote: "All-righty then!" was from this film. Carrey's transition from TV's "In Living Color" to the big screen was boosted with his first feature comedy, and a sequel followed with Carrey reprising his role in - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995).

The silly plot centered around the kidnapping of a 500-pound mammal, a rare bottlenose dolphin (named Snowflake - the aquatic mascot of the Miami Dolphins), two weeks before the playing of Super Bowl XXVII (between the Dolphins and the Philadelphia Eagles). Ace Ventura was hired by the Dolphins' owner Mr. Riddle (Noble Willingham) to find the dolphin and the kidnapping culprit.

Ace investigated the case, and found one key clue in the dolphin's tank filter system - a rare triangular-cut orange amber stone, missing from one of the 1984 AFC Championship rings (each won by the Miami Dolphin players), the year of Super Bowl XVII. He surmised: "I find the ring with the missing stone, I find Snowflake." Ventura checked out the rings from all the Miami players from 1984 and found no missing stones. Then, the Miami Dolphins' head of Operations Roger Podacter (Troy Evans) died mysteriously due to a twenty-story fall from his North Beach luxury condo's balcony. Ace Ventura thought it was murder, not a suicide. Ace was investigating the circumstances alongside mean-spirited Miami Police Lt. Lois Einhorn (Sean Young).

The one 1984 Miami player whose ring wasn't checked was ex-Dolphin mid-season replacement kicker Ray Finkle. He had lost the 1984 Super Bowl game for the Dolphins by one point, when he missed a game-winning field goal attempt at only 26 yards away - it ruined his career forever. Finkle's contract was not renewed and the kick was dubbed "The Kick Heard 'Round the World." Ventura surmised: "Poor guy with a motive, baby."

Ventura visited Finkle's hometown in Collier County, where he spoke to Ray's crazed mother and father. Finkle had been incarcerated in Tampa's Shady Acres Mental Hospital (but had escaped eight years earlier). Finkle had blamed the team's loss on the Dolphin's quarterback Dan Marino, claiming Marino had held the ball "laces in" instead of out, as he was supposed to. Finkle had become insanely obsessed with Marino while planning his revenge.

In the meantime, Dolphin's quarterback Dan Marino (Himself) was carried off by two uniformed players (working for the kidnapper) while filming a TV commercial (for Isotoner gloves) at the Bogart Sound Stage. Finkle was also vengeful toward Snowflake because the dolphin had been given Finkle's old jersey number and had been taught to 'kick' a field goal as part of the halftime show - and "Finkle took it personally." Lt. Einhorn congratulated Ace Ventura for his investigative work with a big sloppy kiss in her office.

At the Shady Acres Mental Hospital, Ace was disguised in a pink tutu, pretending to be a traumatized ex-footballer living out his last game (complete with his acting out slow-mos and instant replays). His goal was to get into the Shady Acre mental hospital's storage of patients' belongings. In Finkle's box, he found Isotoners, two knitted "Die Dan" hot pads, and a diary with the words: "Laces Out" scrawled within. He also found a key piece of evidence - an old Tampa newspaper article titled: "Search Called Off For Missing Hiker." A massive search for a missing 28 year-old hiker named Lois Einhorn had ended. Ace realized ("Holy S--tballs!") that something was fishy. Then, a thank-you love note sent from Podacter to Lois was found, thanking her for a lovely evening. Ace asked himself, confusedly: "What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle?" And then he understood the film's main plot twist:

  • Ray Finkle was Lt. Einhorn in transgender disguise ("Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is a man!") - Finkle had taken the name (and identity) of the missing hiker after escaping from the mental hospital

Ace felt disgusted for having kissed Lt. Einhorn! He washed out his mouth and took a cleansing shower. He then followed Einhorn to a remote warehouse on an abandoned dock at the Yacht Basin, where she was holding the two abductees: Dan Marino and Snowflake. While Ace was struggling with Einhorn, the police arrived, believing Einhorn's accusation that Ventura was the one who had kidnapped Snowflake, killed Roger Podacter, and was about to kill Marino. Ventura exclaimed that Einhorn's claims were false: "Fiction can be fun." He explained his findings about Finkle, concluding with how:

"Finkle had lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital, only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker, manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino - whom he blamed the entire thing....She's not Lois Einhorn. She's Ray Finkle. She's a man."

Proving That "She's Not Lois Einhorn. She's Ray Finkle. She's a Man."

To prove his point, Ace forced Lt. Einhorn to disrobe, but was unconvincing when he couldn't tear off her hair or prove she didn't have breasts. When he tore off her dress, Einhorn/Finkle was hiding his genitals between his legs, while wearing a bra and panties. Ace knew it was a trick:

"If the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! (Einhorn/Finkle was turned around to reveal her/his hidden scrotum and penis bulging behind him/her) That's why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!"

It was finally revealed that 'she' was actually a male. Lt. Einhorn had killed love-interest Podacter, because he had learned that she was actually male. It was also proved that she was the killer/kidnapper, because she was wearing the Championship Ring missing a stone. Ventura declared her a "Loser."

Marino and Snowflake were returned to the stadium just in time for the 1994 Super Bowl's halftime show, with Ace the hero for saving the dolphin, announced to the crowd - although at the time, he was wrestling the opposing team's mascot - a green feathered Eagle named Swoop:

"The National Football League would now like to offer a special thank-you to the man who rescued Dan Marino and our beloved Snowflake. A great humanitarian, and a lover of all animals: Mr. Ace Ventura!" (Actually, the Eagle mascot uttered the last few words: "Excuse me! Get off me!")

[Note: Before the credits, Carrey's voice-over was heard: "Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies."]

Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

Miami Police Lt. Lois Einhorn (Sean Young)

Ray Finkle's Insane Obsession with QB Dan Marino

Marino Carried Off During TV Commercial

Ace Received a Sloppy Kiss From Lt. Einhorn

Ace in Disguise in Mental Hospital

Football Player Ray Finkle

The Ring

1994 Super Bowl Finale

Adaptation. (2002)

Charlie Finished His Script

In Spike Jonz' brilliant but often bewildering, twisting and turning comedy/drama, struggling screenwriter Charlie Kaufman (Nicolas Cage) pursued and spied on the New Yorker author Susan Orlean (Meryl Streep) of the book The Orchard Thief while working on its movie adaptation, discovering her snorting lines of mind-altering, ghost-orchid green extract and committing adultery in an extra-marital affair with the real Florida orchid thief John Laroche (Chris Cooper).

The film's conclusion counteracted his earlier assertion to his studio contact Valerie Thomas (Tilda Swinton):

"I don't want to cram in sex or, uh, guns or car chases, you know, or characters, you know, learning profound life lessons, or growing, or coming to like each other, or overcoming obstacles - succeeding in the isn't like that, it just isn't."

Escaping with his alter-ego twin brother Donald (Cage in a dual role) into the Florida Everglades swamp (where Charlie received profound advice from Donald: "You are what you love, not what loves you" during the night), they were hotly pursued by Laroche and Susan after she madly wanted to kill him for witnessing her drug habit and extra-marital affair.

Donald was 'killed' when thrown through Charlie's car windshield (extinguishing his alter-ego forever, and giving him new confidence), and Laroche was attacked and killed by an alligator, after which Susan madly exclaimed:

"I want my life back. I want it back before it all got f--ked up. I want to be a baby again. I want to be new. I WANT TO BE NEW."

Upon his return home, Charlie met with pretty ex-dating partner Amelia Kavan (Cara Seymour) and openly admitted his affection for her by kissing her (with her own confession: "I love you, too, you know"). He simultaneously discovered how to finally end his script:

I have to go right home. I know how to finish the script now. It ends with Kaufman driving home after his lunch with Amelia, thinking he knows how to finish the script... Anyway, it's done. And that's something. So: 'Kaufman drives off from his encounter with Amelia, filled for the first time with hope.' I like this. This is good.

This was accompanied with the playing of the Turtles' song "Happy Together" - and a sped-up time lapse photograph of flowers and an LA street over a period of several days.

Donald "Killed"

Charlie's Girlfriend Amelia Kavan (Cara Seymour)

Charlie Finishing His Script

The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

The Enduring True Love of Politican David Norris for Ballerina Elise Was A Test - The Duo's Overwhelming Desire to Be Together Caused the Chairman (God?) of the Adjustment Bureau to Rewrite Their Predetermined Fates and Allow Them to Be Together

This highly-speculative sci-fi romantic thriller from director/writer George Nolfi (his debut film) was adapted from a Philip K. Dick story, "Adjustment Team." It speculated about fate, destiny and free-will orchestrated within an alternate reality.

The hybrid film told about gifted, young and charismatic NY politician/congressman David Norris (Matt Damon), who as the film opened had failed in his first bid for the office of NY Senator. He had a chance meeting in the Waldorf Astoria Hotel's men's rest-room with free-spirited, off-kilter ballerina Elise Sellas (Emily Blunt) who was hiding in a toilet stall (to evade security guards, actually Adjustment Bureau agents, from a wedding she had crashed), and overheard him practicing a concession speech. She made a deep impression upon him (and they shared an unexpected kiss). His subsequent off-the-cuff speech was influenced by her - it was heartfelt, "authentic," and devoid of the usual political rhetoric.

[Later, it was revealed that she had deliberately been nudged in his direction this one time, to facilitate his next step on a pre-arranged track, although it turned out to be a risky maneuver.]

Although David was never supposed to see Elise again, he unexpectedly met her about a month later during a city bus ride, due to a failing adjustment made by Harry Mitchell (Anthony Mackie) regarding David's spilled coffee at 7:05 am. Harry was a rookie-angel in an operation known as the Adjustment Bureau. The Fates were represented by suited, hat-wearing operatives in the bureau led by Richardson (John Slattery), whose puppet-mastering job was to make minor adjustments, keep things on track, prevent ripple effects caused by behavioral deviations, and if necessary, lobotomize brains (a "square-one reset" or recalibration) to have things go according to plan (according to a grand scheme of things overseen by an unseen Chairman - God?). The AB had infiltrated David's office, frozen his co-workers, and were making adjustments after David had caused "ripple effects."

They captured David and confronted him in a warehouse after his two encounters and planned separations from Elise. Richardson explained that David and Elise were never to meet again (and then they burned her phone number). Afterwards, for three years, David persistently rode the same bus and per-chance spotted her on a street-corner. The Bureau's efforts (involving blocked phone calls, changing meeting places, crashing taxis) kept getting foiled by David's wild determination to keep in touch with Elise, and they reestablished their relationship and made love to each other.

A third major member of the Bureau from the Intervention Team, Thompson (Terence Stamp) was called upon to deal with David's resistance efforts against existential danger, and to break up their romance. [Note, the three main members of the AB were actually Tom, Dick, and Harry.] With a sophisticated rhetorical speech, Thompson responded to David's question: "Whatever happened to free will?" during their first meeting:

We actually tried free will before. After taking you from hunting and gathering to the height of the Roman Empire, we stepped back to see how you'd do on your own. You gave us the Dark Ages for five centuries until finally we decided we should come back in. The Chairman thought that maybe we just needed to do a better job with teaching you how to ride a bike before taking the training wheels off again. So, we gave you the Renaissance, the Enlightenment, scientific revolution. For 600 years, we taught you to control your impulses with reason. Then in 1910, we stepped back again. Within 50 years, you had brought us World War I, the Depression, Fascism, the Holocaust and capped it off by bringing the entire planet to the brink of destruction in the Cuban missile crisis. At that point a decision was taken to step back in again before you did something that even we couldn't fix. You don't have free will, David. You have the appearance of free will....You have free will over which toothpaste you use or which beverage to order at lunch. But humanity just isn't mature enough to control the important things.

David was later warned by Thompson as he was watching Elise's ballet show-performance:

"If you stay with her, it not only kills your dreams, it kills hers...Elise is about to become one of the most famous dancers in the country and eventually one of the world's great choreographers. If she says with you, she ends up teaching dance to six year-olds."

He also cautioned that romance with Elise brought out David's reckless and impulsive side and would distract his attention from his need for accolades, crowds, and applause - and most importantly, it would jeopardize his promising and predestined political career that could lead to the Presidency. The Bureau caused Elise to fall during a dance performance and sprain her ankle, and David thought that staying with her would cause pain. After visiting her at the hospital, he abandoned her and intended never to see her again.

David's second campaign for NY Senator had him up by 16 points, and at the same time, 32 year-old Elise was planning to marry 37 year old French-born ex-boyfriend/fiancee Adrian Troussant (Shane McRae), to take place in front of a judge at the NY courthouse. Determined to "get her back" before her marriage - even though his efforts were being thwarted by Thompson, David asked for Harry's help to teach him about the secret of trans-dimensional teleportation doors leading to the substrate, magical hats, and obscuring rain to keep the stealthy Bureau agents off their tail.

In the climactic finale, David raced to Elise and in the courtroom's restroom, he begged for her not to marry. He told her that the plan in a book was to keep them apart:

"This says that you love me and that I love you, and that we're not supposed to be together...But I know that I'm supposed to be with you because of the way I feel. I love you and I don't care what happens. I want to spend the rest of my life with you even if it's only a little while."

After they fled from the bureau operatives led by Thompson, and a series of doorways took them to Yankee Stadium, downtown streets and then to the Statue of Liberty, he tried to explain that their love meant everything: "This can't be wrong." He gave her a choice and she decided: "I'm coming with you," as they entered a teleportation door into the NY Public Library - the office-hub of all the operatives, and ascended the building to get to the Chairman's office, to try to change their fate, plead their case, and rewrite their destiny.

When surrounded on the roof with no way out, they professed their love and passionately kissed - and the agents disappeared. They learned from Harry that they had been tested, and that their "inspiring" love for each other had affected the Chairman. Although their romance was considered "a serious deviation from the plan," their life's path was rewritten so that they could be together.

(Harry's voice-over) Most people live life on the path we set for them. Too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while, people like you come along who knock down all the obstacles we put in your way. People who realize free will is a gift you'll never know how to use until you fight for it. I think that's the Chairman's real plan that maybe one day, we won't write the plan. You will.

David Norris (Matt Damon) and Elise Sellas (Emily Blunt)

The Fates and Richardson
(John Slattery)

David on the Run with Elise

The Fates

David and Elise Finally Together

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

It Was All A Tall-Tale Story Told By The Baron, Who Lived to Tell More Fabulous Adventures

This entire Terry Gilliam fantasy adventure was a tale told by the title character to a group of theater-goers:

  • Baron Karl Frederich Hieronymous von Munchausen (John Neville), elderly

His tale was about his alleged marvelous 18th century exploits, to an audience attending a play (about his own life), while the city was under siege from Turkish hordes.

The tale ended with the Baron's shooting "death"- assassination by city official "The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson" (Jonathan Pryce) during a victory parade and the taking of his soul by the Grim Reaper 'doctor.'

The twist was that the Baron's fabricated tale was also a made-up "story within a story." It was the final scene of another tall-tale staged story the fabulist was telling the audience as he appeared back on stage:

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend!"

Sally Salt (Sarah Polley) - the young daughter of the theater company's leader, remarked incredulously: "It wasn't just a story, was it?"

In the finale, the Baron rode off onto a faraway hillside on his horse Bucephalus, saluted the town, and then cryptically disappeared.

Grim Reaper Taking the Baron

Death of Baron

Sally Salt (Sarah Polley): "It wasn't just a story, was it?"

Baron Riding Off

Æon Flux (2005)

Aeon Flux Was Trevor Goodchild's Wife Katherine From 400 Years Earlier

Director Karyn Kusama's action sci-fi story was set in the post-apocalyptic year of 2415. Inhabitants were forced to live in the walled, utopian city of Bregna ruled by the totalitarian Goodchild dynasty of genetic scientists. A devastating lethal virus in 2011 had killed 99% of the population (leaving only 5 million people) and had caused everyone else who survived to be sterile.

The opening voice-over described the entire situation:

Some call Bregna the perfect society. Some call it the height of human civilization. But others know better. The Goodchilds built Bregna to ensure us a future. They built the Relical - a memorial to remind us of what we've survived. They built walls to protect us. They tell us that outside, nature has retaken the world. But the real problems lie within. We are haunted by sorrows we cannot name. People disappear, and our government denies these crimes. The Goodchild regime provides for us, as long as we stay quiet. So we trade freedom for a gilded cage. But there are rebels who refuse to make that trade, who fight to overthrow a government that silences us, who fight in the name of the disappeared. They call themselves the Monicans. I am one of them.

The name of the main character was also the title of the film:

  • Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron), an assassin-rebel and underground Monican agent (led by the Handler (Frances McDormand))

And the film's tagline was: "The Future Is Flux." Aeon Flux was assigned by the Handler to sabotage the Goodchild regime's central surveillance facility, defeat the regime, and eliminate its mastermind scientist and Chairman Trevor Goodchild (Marton Csokas), who had descended from the man who found a cure for the virus.

Goodchild revealed to Aeon Flux that decades earlier while researching for a cure for the virus, the original population had been cloned over seven generations, to ensure a population. Everyone in Bregna was a clone grown from recycled DNA, and many of the descendants of the original population were now unexplainedly disappearing, and/or experiencing troubling and destablizing symptoms (loss of sleep, bad dreams, incomplete memories of past lives, etc.). There were efforts being made to reverse the infertility problem. But nature was also beginning to find a way to overcome the sterility issue and women were again becoming pregnant naturally.

[Note: In a subplot, Trevor's evil younger brother Oren (Jonny Lee Miller) was staging a coup - he wanted to destroy Trevor's experimental lab work to find a cure for sterility, and he was the one responsible for the murder of Aeon's sister Una (Amelia Warner), who was found to be pregnant. His plan was to kill the clones which were reproducing, to maintain the power and continuity of the Goodchild dynasty. Oren also wanted to kill Aeon by destroying her DNA, so that Trevor would continue his work in Bregna.]

In the finale, Aeon killed Oren in order to protect Trevor from being killed by him.

Inside the Relical, a giant blimp/dirigible that circled above the city (and housed the main DNA library or storage system used for cloning), Aeon learned from the 400 year old hologramic Keeper (Pete Postlethwaite) that she was the clone of Trevor's wife from 400 years earlier, and was named Katherine. Years ago, the Keeper had rescued her, preserved and hidden her DNA, in order to bring her back when the time was right to "reach Trevor" - to show him that his "perfect" world wasn't so perfect:

I knew you were important. The DNA is good...I knew that I needed to protect you. I kept your DNA hidden here, dormant. I've waited until now to bring you back...I knew that your strength would survive with you. I thought that if I brought you back, you could reach Trevor. You always could.

The Keeper was now ready to die. Aeon Flux destroyed the "Relical" by planting explosives inside it - and as it descended, it crashed into the outer wall of Bregna and exposed the population to the outside green jungle world. [Note: This was similar to the endings of Logan's Run (1976) and The Island (2005).] "Katherine" was reunited with Trevor - they joined hands: "Now we can move forward, to live once for real, and then give way to people who might do it better."

The last scene was 400 years earlier, when Katherine and Trevor, girlfriend and boyfriend, spoke to each other on a street: "Hey, Katherine. Will I see you again?" She smiled back, and the voice-over concluded that now, everyone had just one life remaining to live - and they were free to choose their own destiny: "To live only once - but with hope."

The Crashing Relical
The Green Jungle Beyond the Destroyed Outer Wall
"Katherine" Holding Hands and Reunited With Trevor
"Katherine" Generations
Ago on Street with Trevor

Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron) Shooting and Killing Trevor's Younger Brother Oren To Prevent Him From Killing Trevor

Trevor Goodchild (Marton Csokas)

Aeon Flux With Trevor

The Dirigible Relical Housing the DNA

The Keeper (Pete Postlethwaite) in the Relical Explaining to Aeon How He Kept Her DNA Hidden

After the Thin Man (1936)

Selma's Bitter Ex-Fiancee David Graham Killed Robert Landis (Selma's New Unfaithful Husband) In Order to Angrily Frame Selma for the Murder

The most surprising "whodunit" of the entire Thin Man series of comedy-mysteries was in this film - it was the first sequel following the original 1934 film.

Around New Years, detective Nick Charles (William Powell) (accompanied by his socialite wife Nora (Myrna Loy)) was called upon to solve another murder. Robert Landis (Alan Marshall), the ne'er-do-well, gold-digging, cheating husband of Nora's cousin Selma Landis (Elissa Landi), had been missing for three days. He was thought to be having an affair with Chinese nightclub entertainer Polly Byrnes (Dorothy McNulty).

It appeared that Robert had been trying to extort $25,000 from Selma's spurned former fiancee David Graham (James Stewart), who felt unrequited love. Robert promised David he would pay him the large sum, in exchange for promising to bid Selma farewell and go away permanently. But then, Robert was shot and killed, and the likely suspect was Selma. She was found standing over Robert's dead body with a gun. [However, Selma's gun had not discharged, but David had thrown the gun into the SF bay to destroy any evidence.]

In the film's typical ending, Nick gathered everyone into the same room to reveal the identity of the killer. He concluded: "This wasn't a killing for money. It was a murder of hatred, revenge." He accused David Graham, the least likely suspect, of killing Robert:

"You never intended to give Robert that money. You didn't want him to go away. You wanted to kill him. You wanted to get even with him, because he took Selma away from you."

David Graham had also murdered a few others to cover his tracks:

  • Pedro, the janitor of Polly's apartment (who had become suspicious), and the former gardener of Nora's father
  • Phil Byrnes (Paul Fix), not really Polly's brother but her secret husband; Phil had been strangled for blackmailing David after witnessing Robert's murder

David's main screw-up was his lying claim that he hadn't seen Pedro in six years. And that he had "a long white mustache." Nick pointed to a picture of Pedro six years earlier, with a short dark mustache, and then asserted:

"You didn't notice him six years ago any more than I did. You remember him as you saw him last night - when you shot him. You killed him, and then you killed Robert. Phil saw you do that. That's why he followed you. That's why he was on your fire escape. He was going to blackmail you. So you killed him too."

Nick then accused David of Robert's murder - for being angry at ex-fiancee Selma. He killed her husband Robert and then attempted to frame her:

"Wasn't it because you hated her (Selma) as much as you did Robert? Wasn't it because you wanted to get even with her, too? Wasn't it because you wanted to see her hang for Robert's murder?"

In a crazed rant, David admitted his guilt:

"I've hated her, hated them both ever since she threw me over for Robert. I've been planning and waiting and watching for the time to come when I could get even with them for ruining my life. I killed Robert, but not the way I wanted to. It was too quick, too easy. I wanted to see him suffer like he made me suffer. (pointing at Selma) I wanted to see you hang. I wanted to see you go gradually madder, and madder and madder until the day finally came when you were going to hang. Well, I made a mess of everything, alright."

He pulled a gun out and threatened to shoot and kill Selma (and then himself), but the gun was knocked out of his hand, and he was overpowered.

The film was also famous for its surprise ending, when Nora wordlessly disclosed her impending maternity on a train by crocheting baby socks. Undetected by him, he stupidly noted: "Looks like a baby's sock" - and then his jaw dropped. She gently chided him when he had finally realized its significance:

"And you call yourself a detective."

David Graham (James Stewart) with Selma (Elissa Landi) at Robert's Murder Scene

Det. Nick Charles (William Powell) Questioning Suspect David Graham

Picture of Pedro With Short Dark Mustache

David Threatening Selma and Others With Gun

Crocheting Baby Socks

Nick Charles

Nora (Myrna Loy): "And you call yourself a detective!"

After.Life (2009)

The Creepy Mortician Was Not Keeping Anna Against Her Will. She Was Transitioning Between Death and the After-Life. She Had Died in a Car Accident, Although She Believed She Was Still Alive. In the Final Sequence, Her Boyfriend/Fiancee Paul Also Died in a Wreck, and Was Similarly Prepared For His Funeral and Burial By the Same Mortician

Co-writer/director Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo's feature film debut was this morbid mystery drama/thriller that told of a troubled relationship between:

  • Anna Taylor (Christina Ricci), elementary school teacher, an anxiety-prone pill-popper with strange hallucinatory visions
  • Paul Conran (Justin Long), lawyer, Anna's boyfriend/fiancee

At the beginning of the film after she had endured unfulfilling sex with Paul, she was showering (and experiencing a nosebleed). Paul asked the rhetorical question of whether she was happy:

"I just want us to be happy again. Are you happy?"

Later, a verbal argument ensued with him at a restaurant during dinner (Paul was planning to propose marriage between them at the very "special occasion"). Brunette Anna (now with recently-dyed red hair) frantically drove off in a rainstorm when she thought that he was leaving her. He wasn't able to tell her that he wanted to take her to Chicago with him due to a job transfer. She experienced a deadly crash ? (she was using her cellphone and was distracted) and woke up on a cold slab in a funeral home the next morning.

Anna was attended to by soft-spoken, calm, solemn, psychic mortician/funeral director Eliot Deacon (Liam Neeson), who cut off her dark dinner dress to reveal her red slip. He claimed that she was 'dead' when she asked where she was:

You're in a funeral home. You're dead. You were in a car accident. You hit a truck loaded with metal pipes. ...You were pronounced dead eight hours ago. Your blood no longer circulates through your body. Your brain cells are slowly dying. Your body's already decomposing.

But she thought otherwise: "I'm not dead!" To prove it, he showed her the death certificate (dated 11/14/2009), with cause of death: "Massive internal trauma" from an auto accident.

Anna's boyfriend suspected that she was still alive ("She can't be dead. There must be some mistake"). At the same time in the morgue, Anna was protesting and pleading: "I can't be dead. Just let me go, please!" The mortician believed she was "in denial" about her mortality ("You're still in denial. You have to trust me. I'm only here to help you"). Deacon began to sew up her forehead wound and prepare her for an open casket to look "beautiful" for her funeral. He kept injecting her with hydronium bromide to relax her muscles and keep her body from experiencing rigor mortis, so he could work on her - and so that she would remain "radiant" and "beautiful." The mortician told her grieving, wheel-chaired, ailing mother Beatrice (Celia Weston): "The soul is still here. It's we who suffer. We who are left behind." When Paul came to view her body before the public viewing, the mortician denied him access, while Anna was downstairs in the morgue - unheard as she cried out: "Let me out!"

Later when she protested, "Why are you doing this to me?" Deacon responded: "They're all the same. You all blame me for your death as if it were my fault...The others, they just see you as a dead body on a slab. Only I can see you as you really are." He asked for her height: "I need to know your height, for your coffin."

He claimed that he had a special gift that allowed him to see her and speak to her. (Later in the film, he murmured to himself: "It's not a gift, it's a curse!") He promised that he would assist her in accepting her reality and transitioning from life to the after-life, although she thought she was still breathing:

"You died, Anna. Everyone dies....You're talking, not because you're alive but because I have a gift. I can talk to those between life and help them make the transition...You're here so I can bury you...You're a corpse, Anna...Your opinion doesn't count anymore...Ah, you people! You think because you breathe, piss, shit, you're alive? You clutch onto life as if your life was worth clutching onto. Was your life worth clutching onto, Anna? Was it? Maybe you died a long time ago. I'm surprised you're still arguing with me. You don't have much time left. Your funeral's in two days, so you're gonna be enclosed in a coffin and buried in the ground. No one can hear you then. No one can speak to you there."

Questions immediately arose:

  • Was the creepy mortician terrorizing her and holding her as his prisoner/hostage in a locked room by drugging her, and planning to bury her alive? (There were hints that she might possibly be alive - i.e., her breath condensed on a mirror two different times, and it was conjectured that she was only 'dreaming' that she was dead, etc.)
  • Had she really expired, and he was legitimately preparing her for burial and transitioning to the afterlife?

Paul hallucinated (in a nightmare) that a naked Anna in his shower ripped out her still-beating heart from a gaping slit down her torso, with blood dripping down her body from the massive wound.

Anna told the mortician: "I'm not ready to die yet, not yet." He replied: "There's nothing out there for you anymore." Although she tried numerous times to escape and threatened to kill the doctor, she never fully carried out her plans. He told her after she failed to contact Paul by phone: "I'm the only one who can hear you now." He urged her to let go, so that Paul wouldn't be pained by her attempts to contact him ("It's time you finally accepted the truth. You are dead. You will never live again"). As she laid naked on the morgue table, she asked the mortician:

"Is it always like this?...I thought when you died you wouldn't feel any more pain. You wouldn't have to struggle any more. But it just never stops, does it?"

Feeling her presence, Paul (who some thought was "losin' it") made repeated desperate attempts to have access to her or to have Deacon investigated, after hearing that one of Anna's 'gifted' students named Jack (Chandler Canterbury) claimed he had seen her standing at an upstairs funeral home window. The mortician told the grieving Paul: "Denial is a natural part of grieving, but you have to accept she's gone...You can't help her anymore, believe me."

While final preparations were made to dress Anna before her funeral, she told Deacon how she had tried to change her life for the better, but she had so many regrets:

Anna: "I tried. Nothing ever seemed to change. I woke up every day, shower, drove in the same traffic to work, went home, went to sleep, woke up again. Nothing was ever different."
Deacon: "What did you really want from life?"
Anna: "I wanted to be happy."

She finally admitted that she had wanted love since she was a child, but her cold, unloving mother had hurt her, and she learned to pull away and not love anymore ("so I decided not to love anymore") - and therefore pushed Paul's love away. He responded: "I thought you were different. You all say you're scared of death, but the truth is you're more scared of life." She replied: "I'm glad I'm dead. I'm glad it's over."

At the gravesite being prepared, Deacon told young Jack - before becoming the young boy's mentor:

"She belongs here...because there's no life left in her...Don't you see? I'm the only one that can see all these corpses wandering around aimlessly. All they do is piss and s--t, suffocating us with their stench, doing nothing with their lives, taking the air away from those that actually want to live. I have to bury them all. I have no choice."

Anna was numbed with another injection just before her funeral, when Deacon told her about the end that was very close: "The last part's the most difficult. You're gonna have to face it alone, but you'll be at peace soon."

During the funeral, Paul placed the engagement ring on her finger and kissed her - she attempted to respond by twitching her eyelids, but he didn't notice, before the coffin lid was closed. The mortician spoke to Anna's flash-Polaroid picture that he had taken of her, before posting it on a wall in his bedroom along with dozens of others before her:

"Imagine Anna, the whole world, your mother, your fiancé, your friends. Everyone has buried you. They've placed a stone above your body. They have said their goodbyes, and gone back to their TV dinners, shopping malls, thinking that this is never gonna happen to them. Think about it, Anna, think about it while you still can."

As Anna was being buried alive, she heard the dirt clattering onto the top of her wooden coffin. One last storyline suggested that she might still be alive. She dug her nails into the top of the coffin (and its inner satin lining) - in futility, she desperately tried to scratch and claw her way out ("Let me out!").

To calm his suspicions one last time, a slightly inebriated Paul (during the wake) drove to the cemetery to prove to himself that she was really dead one last time, after being challenged by the mortician. A bright white flash of headlights during his hurried trip signaled that he had also suffered a horrific accident. An ambulance passed by with its siren blaring. At the cemetery, he dug up the coffin, pulled out Anna's corpse, and he hugged her limp rag-doll body as he told her: "I came back for you." He asked about a noise, and Anna explained: "It's just the scissors for your clothes. Eliot just put them on the table."

Suddenly Paul found himself on Deacon's lab table in the funeral home with a bloodied shirt. Eliot was standing over him as his shirt was being cut off. Deacon explained what had really happened:

"You're in a funeral home. You're dead...You had a car accident. You swerved off the road and you hit a tree... You never made it to the cemetery and you never saw Anna. You're dead... You people. You all say the same thing."

Paul kept insisting - as he cried out repeatedly in anguish: "I'm not dead!" - the film's final line, as Deacon inserted a long trocar into his abdomen (a surgical instrument to drain his body cavity). The screen faded to a searing white and then to black for the ending credits.

Paul (Justin Long) with Anna (Christina Ricci)

Anna Obviously Unhappy with Boyfriend Paul

After Car Crash, Anna Waking Up in Morgue with Mortician Eliot Deacon (Liam Neeson) - Was Anna dead?

Anna Questioning That She Was Dead, and Threats to Kill the Mortician

Anna Being Injected by Mortician Before Her Funeral

Anna Kissed by Paul in Coffin During Funeral

Mortician's Polaroid Pictures of Anna and Others

Anna's Burial in Coffin

Paul's Deadly Car Accident on the Way to the Cemetery

Paul on Mortician's Table in Morgue

Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) (aka Communion or Holy Terror)

Although Disturbed and Troubled 12 Year-Old Alice (with a Yellow Raincoat and a Translucent Grinning Mask) Appeared to Be the Main Suspect in a Series of Gruesome Attacks and Murders, the Real Killer was Insane Mrs. Tredoni

This macabre slasher crime thriller had the tagline: "If You Survive This Night... Nothing Will Scare You Again," and combined elements from Don't Look Now (1973), The Exorcist (1973), and popular Italian Giallo films of its era.

The main characters were:

  • Catherine Spages (Linda Miller), divorced mother with two children
  • 12-year-old Alice Spages (19 year old Paula Sheppard) - Catherine's neglected child, withdrawn, disturbed and rebellious, and accused of being conceived during pre-marital sex between Catherine and her ex-husband
  • 9-year-old Karen Spages (Brooke Shields in her debut film at age 12), Catherine's favored child

Both girls attended St. Michael's Parish Girls' School in Paterson, New Jersey, in the early 1960s - and were part of the dysfunctional Catholic family.

The dislikable Alice had stolen Karen's brand-new, two-headed porcelain doll and lured her into an abandoned warehouse building with it. As a terrible prank, she jumped out wearing a yellow raincoat and scared Karen - tormenting her with a translucent grinning mask and then threateningly locked her in a room.

The plot thickened during the First Holy Communion ceremony for Karen, conducted by Father Tom (Rudolph Willrich), who had given the 9 year-old Karen his mother's crucifix as a gift. Young Karen was strangled backstage by a figure dressed with a St. Michael's yellow raincoat and the same scary translucent mask as Alice had, and then her body was stuffed in a wooden bench-chest and burned (after the crucifix was ripped from her neck). The troublesome and resentful Alice was the main suspect for the crime - since she arrived last at the church. It appeared to be a retelling of the Cain and Abel Biblical story.

After the killing, Catherine's ex-husband Dominick "Dom" Spages (Niles McMaster) arrived to help in the investigation with other detectives and Father Tom. Catherine's sister, Aunt Annie DeLorenze (Jane Lowry), who outwardly hated Alice, also showed up, to help lessen Catherine's grief. The Spages' landlord, "fatso" and creepy Mr. Alphonso (Alphonso DeNoble), who hoarded lots of young kittens, and lived in the same building, was known to molest Alice.

Next came a vicious attack on Catherine's visiting sister Aunt Annie, who was stabbed in the legs as she descended the apartment stairs. The brutal assault sent her to the hospital where she vehemently blamed the killing on Alice. [Note: Alice was temporarily institutionalized, interviewed by a psychiatrist, and given a lie detector test (which she failed).]

There were a few more chilling murders by a yellow raincoat-wearing individual with a mask - again pointing at Alice as the disturbed killer:

1. Catherine's ex-husband Dom was lured to an abandoned building by a phone call, possibly from Annie's young daughter Angela (Kathy Rich) who was another suspect in the attacks. The caller claimed she had Karen's crucifix! Climbing up the stairs in pursuit, Dom was stabbed in the shoulder, knocked out by a brick, and tied up. After Dom's assault, he refused to give up the crucifix (after biting into it and ripping it off the assailant's neck) before he was rolled off the building to his crushing death on the street below.

[Note: At this point, it was revealed that the killer in both of these two attacks was Father Tom's psychopathic, quirky Italian immigrant housekeeper, Mrs. Tredoni (Mildred Clinton). She had become a twisted, maniacal lunatic-wacko after losing her own child on the day of her First Communion, and she regarded Karen's mother Catherine as an unclean whore (who had premarital sex) that needed punishment. Mrs. Tredoni admitted to mistakenly stabbing Aunt Annie, instead of her intended target Catherine.]

As a result of the attack, Alice was released from the institution when the pathologist found the crucifix in deceased Dom's teeth, proving that the incarcerated Alice couldn't have been there to kill him.

2. Mrs. Tredoni's next target was Catherine, but she wasn't home. When she was leaving the building and coming down the stairs, she was confronted and unmasked by the landlord Alphonso, whom he thought was Alice (she was tormenting him with cockroaches). Alphonso was stabbed twice in the chest and crawled back into his room.

3. During a communion service, Father Tom assured police (who now had evidence that the killer was Mrs. Tredoni) that he could convince her to give herself up to the authorities without any harm. In the communion line, after Father Tom gave the wafer to Catherine, Mrs. Tredoni slit Father Tom's throat (she was incensed that he had granted the 'whorish' Catherine communion).

The Slashing of the Throat of Father Tom (Rudolph Willrich) by Mrs. Tredoni (Mildred Clinton)

In the final sequence, Alice acquired Mrs. Tredoni's shopping bag, with the bloody knife used in the killing - walked to the back of the church, and gave a devilish smile to the camera (freeze-framed as the credits began to roll).

Alice (Paula Sheppard) With Mask and Raincoat - a Prank to Scare Younger Sister Karen

Backstage Church Strangulation Murder of Karen (Brooke Shields)

Murder of Catherine's Ex-Husband Dominick "Dom" Spages (Niles McMaster)

Murder of Landlord Mr. Alphonso (Alphonso DeNoble)

Alice in Final Image

Alien (1979)

Ash Was a Robot; The Only Two Survivors Were Ripley and Jones (the Cat)

This Ridley Scott film has become famous for its genuinely shocking and memorable "chestburster" scene during a mess table meal aboard the spacefaring freighter Nostromo. Crew-member Kane (John Hurt) experienced a seizure - coughing and choking on green, spaghetti-like strands of food. Kane was turned around, laid on the table, and held down by the crew, while they forced a spoon into his mouth to prevent him from choking on his tongue. Then, in a terrifying moment, blood graphically exploded out of the front of his white T-shirt - as he moaned, jerked violently, quivered, and died, the Alien burst from the bloody spot on his chest - the hissing, razor sharp-toothed monster/lizard was literally "born" from the guts of the first infected crewman.

A secondary shocking moment was when the crew discovered Science Officer Ash's (Ian Holm) true nature when Parker literally knocked his head off with a fire extinguisher and exclaimed: "It's a robot! Ash is a god-damned robot!"

One by one as the crew members searched for the creature, they were eliminated: ship's mechanic Brett (Harry Dean Stanton), Captain Dallas (Tom Skerritt) when searching for the beast in the air vents with a flamethrower. The next two gruesome casualties were navigator Lambert (Veronica Cartwright) and Parker (Yaphet Kotto).

Self-reliant, hard-assed, feminist action heroine Lt. Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) learned the corporate machinations behind the alien - the Company employing them had deliberately rerouted them to pick up the alien, and that the crew was expendable. Left alone, Ripley heroically activated the emergency destruct system to blow up the ship. She successfully abandoned ship in the shuttlecraft Narcissus with the cat named Jones (she told herself: "I got you! You son-of-a-bitch"), not realizing that the alien had hidden onboard.

In the film's exciting conclusion, Ripley stripped down to her skimpy underwear, then donned a space suit when she realized the alien was present, opened the airlock hatch, and jettisoned the creature into outer space - and then blasted it with white-heat exhaust before entering hypersleep with Jones for the long journey home in the Narcissus ("This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off").

Alien Chestburster From Kane's (John Hurt) Abdomen

Decapitated Robot Ash (Iam Holm)

Lt. Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver)

Alien Creature Attack and Expulsion

All That Jazz (1979)

Gideon Died During Open Heart Surgery

The spectacular finale - the film's most outstanding dance/musical number - featured wild, imaginatively-surreal hallucinations that were experienced by near-death, drug-addicted, egotistical New York choreographer-director Joe Gideon (Roy Scheider) after a heart-attack, as he underwent open-heart cardiac surgery.

At the end of a corridor, flirtatious angel of Death Angelique (Jessica Lange) tempted him to leave the world of the living, although he would first look back on his life. Musical sequences in the film illustrated the five stages of grief, as he approached death; Gideon feverishly fantasized a dreamy nightmare as he laid on a hospital bed.

Chorus girls danced around his bed (while he and television host O'Connor Flood (Ben Vereen) and sang Bye Bye Life to a heavenly studio audience).

"Bye Bye Life"

This dark finale ended with Gideon in a body bag being zipped up in preparation for being sent to the morgue. Ethel Merman belted out, in caustic bitter contrast: "There's No Business Like Show Business"; the film then faded to black for the credits.

Open Heart Surgery Production Number

Death Angelique (Jessica Lange)

Gideon (Roy Scheider) in Body Bag

American Beauty (1999)

Colonel Fitts Murdered Lester Burnham

Director Sam Mendes' Best Picture-winning film opened with voice-over narration of mid-life crisis-suffering suburbanite Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) revealing: "in less than a year, I will be dead."

The film's ending was still a shock when the death actually played out. Lester narrated the film's final lines, during which a gunshot sounded in the Burnham kitchen. He described some of the meaningful experiences of his life (with a montage of images, some black and white from the past) - and despite his death, he expressed his feelings of "gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life":

I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time. For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout Camp, watching falling stars. (Gunshot) And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street. (Gunshot) Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper. And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janie, and Janie. And Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday.

Lester was shot in the back of the head as he looked wistfully at a family photography in the kitchen, reacting: "Man, oh man." The gun slowly appeared on the right side of the frame, and the white-tiled kitchen wall to the left of the frame was splattered with blood and brains, sailing in the air over a vase of red roses after the gunshot.

16 year-old daughter Janie (Thora Birch) and her next-door neighbor boyfriend and videographer Ricky (Wes Bentley) were the first to see the blood and body. Ricky stared quizzically at the sight. Lester's voice-over narration began at the moment of his death (see above). In the home's bathroom, the vulnerable, seemingly-slutty and surprisingly virginal high school teen blonde vamp Angela (Mena Suvari) turned toward the sound of the first gunshot. Moments earlier, she had been seduced by Lester. He had opened her blouse and removed her pants, but sex was aborted when she confessed: "This is my first time...I'm sorry. I still want to do it."

Following the gunshots, Fitts rushed into his home, where he was shown breathing heavily and with blood on his white T-shirt. His gun rack showed one missing weapon.

The Aftermath of the Murder - And The Reverie

Lester was murdered - not by his real estate agent wife Carolyn (Annette Bening) (who at the same time removed a gun out of the car's glove box and said to herself: "Lester, I refuse to be a victim") - but by his shamed and latent homosexual neighbor, retired Marine Col. Frank Fitts (Chris Cooper), who feared that his son Ricky was gay. Fitts had earlier kissed Lester in the garage (after he thought he had witnessed his son performing oral sex on Lester), and was embarrassed when Lester rebuffed him: ( "I'm sorry. Y-You got the wrong idea").

Despite his death, Lester expressed his redemptive, enlightened feelings of "gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life" - as the video of the white plastic bag randomly whirled about in the wind. He had found the beauty he was looking for - but only at the moment of his death. A birds-eye flying aerial view of the neighborhood was zoomed backwards toward the sky as the voice-over concluded.

Murder of Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) by Homosexual Neighbor Col. Fitts (Chris Cooper)

Earlier, Lester's Rebuff of Col. Fitts - An Awkward, Misinterpreted Homosexual Kiss

Ricky (Wes Bentley) Staring Quizzically at Lester's Body

Col. Fitts With Bloodied Shirt

American Psycho (2000)

Patrick's Crimes Were Probably Delusional Hallucinations

Director Mary Harron's perversely witty, ultra-violent drama, an adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis' 1991 novel American Psycho, presented a social satire of the morally-shallow Reagan era with its portrait of the violent psyche of a misogynistic male -- a loathsome 27 year-old narrator/yuppie New York stock executive broker. He assaulted both friends and random victims alike in his expensive apartment and elsewhere, although it was possible that the many murders were only hallucinations in his psychotic head.

Speculation arose over the numerous bloody murders in this film (mostly off-screen) committed by the Wall Street broker and psychopath Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale), who self-admittedly claimed he was into "murders and executions" (interpreted in a noisy bar as "mergers and acquisitions"). He even clearly admitted early in the film when in a tanning booth: "I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. "

A greedy, image-conscious power broker on the side, he had an ever-present Walkman, and was obsessed with a facial cleansing regimen and body worship, dinner reservations at the most exclusive and hip restaurants, and showy business cards (a scene in which a group of homoerotic cronies competitively whipped out their cards and compared card stock, font, font size, color and layout. The well-tanned, status and brand-conscious, narcissistic 'hard-body' Bateman worked out while viewing porno and horror films (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) with women screaming, as he perpetrated macabre murders of prostitutes and co-workers.

In a grisly apartment murder scene, as Huey Lewis' 'Hip to Be Square' played in the background - the tune was critiqued by the pompous, falsely-sophisticated Bateman, who lectured Paul Allen (slumped in a chair) while he backed into the living room (with an 80s moon-walk stride) and donned a clear rain-slicker - with a shiny new axe at his side:

"The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor...In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is 'Hip to be Square,' a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."

Bateman attacked from behind with his new axe after calling for his drunk victim, associate Paul Allen - to turn around: "Hey, Paul!" He punctuated the gory hacking with anger: "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f--kin' stupid bastard!" as blood splattered over his face from the impact of the multiple vicious strikes (off-screen) from his shiny new axe head. Afterwards, he stashed the body in a blood-soaked black sleeping bag and dragged it through the lobby of his apartment. He took a cab to Allen's apartment, and packed one of Paul's suitcases with clothes to make it appear that he was on an unexpected trip to London for a few days. He also left a message on the answering machine (in Paul's voice) about his absence.

Bateman conducted a video-taped menage a trois with the two hookers, blonde Christie (Cara Seymour) and redhead Sabrina (Krista Sutton) on his bed while rambling on about the lyrics of Phil Collins' songs, including his personal favorite "Sussidio", and making cold and calculating requests of them to dance and perform sexual acts toward each other. Bateman also vainly posed to flex his muscles and admire himself in a mirror in order to re-enact his fantasies from porn films, while having sex. In the middle of the night, he opened a drawer full of sharp devices (scissors, a razor-blade scraper, a hammer, a knife, etc.), telling them: "We're not through yet," but then after an unspecified amount of time - had he tortured them? - he dismissed them with wads of cash.

With Two Prostitutes Christie and Sabrina, and Posing Vainly to Admire Himself

At a noisy nightclub after snorting cocaine in a womens' room stall, he and other buddies were conversing with a group of females, when Bateman in the noisy bar area admitted to dumb blonde model Daisy (Monika Meier) what he did: "I'm into, uh...well, murders and executions mostly" - she heard him say: "mergers and acquisitions." They left the club together in a taxi. At work, where psychopathic Bateman was twirling a lock of Daisy's cut off blonde hair (a clue to her fate as another random victim?).

Later in the film, Christie was pressured into joining him in his "new" apartment - Paul Allen's place. They entered with a second dark-haired prostitute named Elizabeth (Guinevere Turner) - where he drugged her drink and encouraged the two to make out together, as he pontificated about Whitney Houston's songs, including "The Greatest Love of All."

As the threesome engaged in sex on a bed that he was videotaping, Patrick stabbed Elizabeth under a bed sheet where the sheets turned red, and her orgasmic screams turned to loud moans. The nude and bloodied Bateman chased after the panicked, second fleeing negligee-clad hooker Christie, who came upon a few dead females hanging in the apartment's hallway closet and wrapped in plastic bags, and a wrecked room spray-painted with the words DIE YUPPIE SCUM. He continued to pursue her, when in the bathroom, both of them came upon another bloodied female body.

Blood on Patrick's Face After Stabbing Elizabeth

Wrapped Bodies Hanging in Hallway Closet

Discovery of Another Bloody Body in Bathroom

After Christie kicked him in the face - he reacted with rage: "Not the face, you bitch." Christie ran out the apartment's front door, with Patrick following close behind with a roaring chainsaw through the apparently empty NYC apartment hallway of the complex. From the top of the stairwell in the building, Bateman dropped his chainsaw down upon her - she died face-down when it hit her in the back a few flights below.

By this point in the film, he now went on a crazed murder spree (a woman at an ATM, a security guard-officer, a janitor, etc.) and shot at two police officers and blew up their patrol car on the way to his office. Believing he was about to be caught, in a sweaty panic, he called up his lawyer Harold Carnes (Stephen Bogaert) and maniacally confessed to everything on the answering machine, including numerous homicides of at least 20 people (of escort girls, homeless people, his old girlfriend, another man with a dog, plus a girl with a chainsaw, a model, and the axe-murder of Paul Allen), and also instances of cannibalism: ("I just had to kill a lot of people and um, I'm not sure I'm going to get away with it this time...I guess I'm a pretty sick guy").

The next morning at Paul Allen's apartment, he discovered it was freshly painted and a realtor named Mrs. Wolfe (Patricia Gage) claimed it didn't belong to anyone named Paul Allen, before she insisted that he leave. He proceeded to join a group of friends at Harry's Bar to discuss dinner reservations. In the bar, he encountered his lawyer Harold who called him "Davis," and said that his earlier call was an "amusing" clever prank that only the "dork...boring, spineless lightweight" Bateman could have made, even when Patrick insisted: "I did it, Carnes! I killed him! I'm Patrick Bateman! I chopped Allen's f--king head off." The lawyer, who felt it wasn't funny anymore, reported he recently had dinner twice with the 'deceased' Paul Allen in London 10 days earlier, so it appeared that Patrick's confession was delusional.

His secretary Jean's (Chloe Sevigny) perusal of Bateman's leather notebook in his desk suggested that the homicidal murders, depicted by his crazed doodlings, were his shocking fantasies of rape, murder and the mutilation of women. Did the murders really happen, or were they only his own murderous impulses and cocaine-induced fantasies? Were the murders all in his imagination, or not?

Bateman's Monologue Confession

The film's twist was presented in a blatant monologue confession scene (in voice-over) as the camera slowly panned toward Patrick's face, and called into question what he had actually committed, as he surrendered to the insanity around him. When his two worlds of business and sex/hyper-violence came together, it appeared that the violence was all merely fantasy. He mused to himself about what he had done in the film's concluding voice-over monologue - and wished to inflict his pain upon others:

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."

Bateman In a Tanning Bed: "I think my mask of sanity is about to slip"

Soon-to-Be Victim Paul Allen In Bateman's Apartment

Bateman's (Christian Bale) Axe Murder of Paul Allen (Jared Leto): "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!"

Blonde Model Daisy (Monika Meier) at NightClub

Daisy's Severed Head in Patrick's Refrigerator

Chain-Saw Pursuit and Murder of Hooker Christie in Stairwell

Patrick's Maniacal Confession on Answering Machine to Lawyer

Patrick's Crazed Psychotic, Homicidal Doodlings In His Notebook

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