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50 Great Movie Quotes: In the July 30, 2004 article entitled "Now Hear This" in Entertainment Weekly, the magazine's editors provided various lists of the greatest cinema quotes ever. Almost all of the article's selected or honored quotes have already been listed on this site (found within the Greatest Film Quotes by Decade pages), but not in this particular configuration or grouping.
(listed in ranked order)
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda
been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I
"She's my daughter!...She's my sister! She's my daughter!
My sister, my daughter...She's my sister and my daughter."
"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL."
"Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape."
"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's
why. Because someone wants you...and for an hour...I'm the best
actress in the world."
we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey,
Lama, hey, how about a little somethin', you know, for
the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't
be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you
will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin'
for me, which is nice."
was better-lookin' than Churchill, he was a better dresser
than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes,
and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!"
"...Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like
to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it."
hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with
you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass."
don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal
food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction. Your
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
won't come after me...He won't. I can't explain it.
He, he, he would consider that rude."
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
"You know what I am? I'm your worst f---in' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with
a badge. That mean I got permission to kick your f--kin' ass whenever I feel like it."
The next time I say: 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,'
let's go someplace like Bolivia."
"Wendy?...Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt
ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: 'I'm not gonna hurt ya.' I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right
the f--- in! Ha, ha."
"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."
do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band
was down. The problem may have been that there
was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger
of being crushed by a dwarf."
- "Who told you
to step on my sneakers, who told you to walk on my side
of the block, who told you to be in my neighborhood?"
a lotta things about me you don't know anything about,
Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't
understand. Things you shouldn't understand."
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the
armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant
to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in
this life or the next."
"And one day, not long from now, my looks will go. They
will discover I can't act, and I will become some sad middle-aged
woman who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while."
"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism
is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is
not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked
the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off,
finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken
away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean,
that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had
was a bunch of Muppets."
"My daughter is in pain...Give my daughter the shot!"
"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts
are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground
balls. It's more democratic."
know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks
with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now
evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that
can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people
for? Honestly, throw me a bone here. What do we have?"
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
want me to strap her to the hood? What's the difference?
She'll be fine. It's not as if it's gonna rain or something."
you first came into breakfast, when I first saw you, I
thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke.
So, now that your, uh, soft, little underbelly's all exposed,
tell me, why did you bring me here?"
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of
an ancient culture, and kill them."
"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O