Top 10 Best
Comedy Movie Lines


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The Top 10 Best Comedy Movie Lines
From Classic Films

(According to Turner Classic Movies)

Top 10 Best Comedy Movie Lines from Classic Films: These are the top 10 best comedy movie lines from Classic Films, the winners listed in chronological order in a list determined by Turner Classic Movies (TCM) in 2010. You've probably heard many of these memorable lines that have made their way into everyday conversations.

See also the Top 10 Most Famous Movie Quotes according to the Guinness Book of Film, the Top 10 Best Movie Lines Ever according to Odeon Cinemas, the Top 10 Greatest American Movie Quotes, according to AFI, and Filmsite's own Funniest Movie Quotes.

1. "It must have been tough on your mother, not having any children."
(Ginger Rogers, 42nd Street (1933))
Play clip: 42nd Street (1933)

2. "You can't fool me! There ain't no sanity clause!"
(Chico Marx, A Night at the Opera (1935))
Play clip: A Night at the Opera - 1935

3. "What do they think I am? Dumb or somethin'? Why, I make more money than - than, than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!"
(Jean Hagen, Singin' in the Rain (1952))
Play clip: Singin' in the Rain - 1952

4. "Well, nobody's perfect!"
(Joe E. Brown, Some Like It Hot (1959))
Play clip: Some Like It Hot - 1959

5. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))
Play clip: Dr. Strangelove: Or,... - 1964

6. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."
(Michael Palin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975))

Play clip: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 1975

7. "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
(John Belushi, Animal House (1978))
Play clip: Animal House - 1978

8. "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
(Peter Graves, Airplane! (1980))
Play clip: Airplane! - 1980

9. "It's good to be the king!"
(Mel Brooks, History of the World, Part 1 (1981))
Play clip: History of the World, Part 1 (1981)

10. "I'll have what she's having."
(Estelle Reiner, When Harry Met Sally... (1989))
Play clips: When Harry Met Sally... - 1989 (short)
When Harry Met Sally... - 1989 (extended)

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