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Greatest Movie MisQuotes
Introduction: Some of the most classic film lines or scenes are really
only legendary and/or apocryphal, or they are merely movie misquotes,
but after many years of repetition and being misquoted in subsequent films, they have become part of the filmgoing
public's consciousness. Many of these examples are film quotes that were
either commonly attributed wrongly, or in fact were never actually spoken.
Here are some prime examples:
- "Play it again, Sam" - was a line never
spoken by Ingrid Bergman or Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca
(1942) to Sam (Dooley Wilson), the nightclub pianist and reluctant
performer of the sentimental song 'As Time Goes By' (written by Herman
Hupfeld). The closest Bogart came to the phrase was this: "You
played it for her, you can play it for me...If she can stand it, I can.
Play it!" [The misquote was heard in A Night in Casablanca (1946), Moonraker (1979), Cut Off (2006), and I Want Candy (2007).]
When "Play It Again Sam"
became the title of a Woody Allen comedy Play
It Again, Sam (1972) that, in part, spoofed the classic 1942
film, the misquote was further reinforced. Variations on the line were
spoken, however, by the two leads:
Play 1942 clip (Ingrid Bergman):
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Play 1942 clip (Humphrey Bogart):
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- The last line of Casablanca
(1942) is also often misquoted (and the name Louis mis-spelled
as Louie) - the correct line is: "Louis, I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship." It is often stated as: "This could
be the beginning of a beautiful friendship" or "I think this
is the start of a beautiful friendship."
Play 1942 clip (Humphrey Bogart):
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- One of the most oft-quoted lines in cinema history
has often been misquoted or paraphrased, notably in director Mel Brooks'
Blazing Saddles (1974) as "Badges?
We don't need no stinkin' badges!", in Gotcha! (1985),
in "Weird Al" Yankovic's UHF (1989) as: "Badgers???
We don't need no steenkin' badgers!", and in Troop Beverly Hills (1989) regarding the patches of the Wilderness Girls Troop as: "Patches? We don't need no stinkin' patches." In its original form in director
John Huston's The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
(1948), it was actually: "Badges? We ain't got no badges.
We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
Play 1948 clip:
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- James Cagney's triumphant shout atop a oil tank before
blasting himself into oblivion has often been erroneously quoted. The
line is not: "Top of the world, Ma!", but "Made it, Ma.
Top of the world!"
Play 1948 clip:
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- Bette Davis' most famous film line as aging stage actress
Margo Channing in All About Eve (1950)
was: "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
The line has often been misquoted, substituting the word "ride"
for "night" - "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride".
Play 1950 clip:
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- "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. De Mille"
has often been presented as Norma Desmond's (Gloria Swanson) line, but
it's actually a misquote of her original closing: "All right, Mr.
De Mille, I'm ready for my closeup" - in Sunset
Boulevard (1950).
Play 1950 clip:
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- The tagline from Cool Hand Luke
(1967) has often been modified from its original. The Captain
(Strother Martin) said to recalcitrant chain gang prisoner Luke (Paul
Newman): "What we've got here is (pause) failure to communicate,"
NOT "What we have here is a failure
to communicate".
Play 1967 clip:
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- In The Graduate (1967),
Benjamin (Dustin Hoffman) asked the Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft) character:
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?",
NOT "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?" At one point,
however, Mrs. Robinson asked Benjamin: "Would you like me to seduce
you?" [The misquote was heard in The Ladies Man (2000).]
- Vigilante SF cop 'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood)
never said: "Do you feel lucky, punk?" while holding
his giant-sized .44 Magnum at a downed bank robber in the opening of
Dirty Harry (1971). He did say, however,
in part: "...But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful
handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got
to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
The same full quotation is ritualistically repeated again almost verbatim
at the film's conclusion. [The misquote was heard in Short Circuit 2 (1988), Scary Movie 2 (2001), and Showtime (2002).]
Play 1971 clip (excerpt):
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- Steven Spielberg's Jaws (1975)
has often been misquoted, when Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) exclaimed
to his crewmate Quint (Robert Shaw): "You're gonna need a bigger
boat." He has been attributed as saying: "We're gonna
need a bigger boat".
Play 1975 clip:
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- In Star
Wars (1977), Obi Wan Kenobi (Sir Alec Guinness) NEVER said verbatim: "May the Force be with you", but he did say at least two other
variants: "The Force will be with you...always" (clip 1) and
"Remember, the Force will be with you...always" (clip 2) [However,
it appears that Han Solo said "May the force be with you"
to Luke Skywalker just before the big battle.]
Play 1977 (clip 1):
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Play 1977 (clip 2):
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- The oft-quoted line by Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore
(Robert Duvall) - a hawkish, lunatic, flamboyant commander, who wears
a black horse soldier's Stetson cavalry hat with a cavalry sword emblem,
sunglasses, and a yellow dickey, in Coppola's Apocalypse
Now (1979) is often inaccurately abbreviated. It is often stated
simply as: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...Smells
(or smelled) like... victory".
Play 1979 clip:
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The full quotation is: "You smell that? Do
you smell that?...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like
that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know,
one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over
I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.
The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells
(or smelled) like - victory. [A bomb explodes behind him.]
Some day, this war's gonna end."
- The startling revelation of fatherhood by Darth Vader
(David Prowse, voice of James Earl Jones) to Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill)
in Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) was not:
"Luke, I am your father", but: "No. I am your
father." [However, the trilogy's most famous line was never
actually delivered by Vader - on the set, he really said: "Obi-Wan
killed your father," but the line was secretly re-dubbed later.]
Luke responds in horror: "No! No! That's not true. That's impossible."
[The misquoted line, as "Luke, Luke, I am your father" was heard in Tommy Boy (1995), by the title character Tommy (Chris
Farley) as he goofed off in front of an electric fan.]
Play 1980 clip:
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- The multi-part sci-fi Star Trek TV and film
series (first telecast as a one-hour TV show in 1966 and lasting until
1969 before syndication, and inspiring numerous feature films, beginning
with Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)), popularized the common
phrase, "Beam me up, Scotty." Contrary to popular belief,
Captain Kirk (William Shatner) never uttered the line: Beam
me up, Scotty. The actual command, "Kirk to Enterprise. Beam
us up, Scotty" was voiced by Captain Kirk (voice of William Shatner)
in Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek animated TV series from 1973-75.
The closest Kirk ever got to saying the exact line was "Scotty,
beam me up!" in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986), as he was transported onto the stolen Klingon Bird of Prey vessel parked in the late 20th century in Golden Gate Park (San Francisco). [The misquote was heard in Night of the Comet (1984), For Queen & Country (1988), and in Armageddon (1998) - when Rockhound (Steve
Buscemi) said: "While I don't share his
enthusiasm, you know me, beam me up Scotty."]
Play 1986 clip:
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Throughout the years, however, there have been a number of variants,
such as "Gentlemen, Beam me aboard," or "Picard to Farragut,
two to beam up." The "beam" quote was a reference to
the ship's teleportation device and the affectionately-regarded ship's
chief engineer and second officer, Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott
(James Doohan). "Beam me up, Scotty" was spoken by Captain
Picard (Patrick Stewart) in one of the episodes of the TV series, Star
Trek: The Next Generation And in the animated
Fox-TV series Family Guy, in a 1999 episode (Season 1, Episode
2) titled "I Never Met the Dead Man," William Shatner showed
up at the Griffin family's house and said, "Beam me up, God!"
- Detective Joe Friday (Jack Webb) in the 50s NBC-TV
classic police series Dragnet never said, "Just the facts,
ma'am", although there were variations, such as: "All we want
(or know) are the facts, ma'am." However, the inaccurate line was
reinforced in the collective memory when Milton Berle parodied the show
in a classic spoof, and when Dan Aykroyd uttered the line in the updated
Dragnet (1987):
Play 1987 clip:
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- References to the "Greed
is Good" speech truncate the actual words of the lengthy quote,
spoken by Oscar-winning Michael Douglas (as ruthless stockbroker Gordon
Gekko) in Wall Street (1987). The actual line was: "The
point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better
word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts
through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit..."
Play 1987 clip (excerpt):
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- "If you build it, they will come"
was NOT what the voice said in Field of Dreams
(1989). Instead, it was: "If you build it, he will
come." [The misquote was heard in How High (2001), My First Mister (2001), Eight Legged Freaks (2002), and other films.]
Play 1989 clip:
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- A "misquote" of sorts - relating to a wrongly-attributed
photograph for Home Alone (1990) that was used to prominently
advertise the film. It's often assumed that Kevin (Macaulay Culkin)
has his hands up to his face and is screaming at the realization he's
been left "home alone" or abandoned. In fact, he's screaming
because he has just applied too much aftershave to his cheeks.
- Serial killer Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), in Best Picture-winning The Silence of the Lambs (1991) has often been misquoted as saying "Hello, Clarice" to young FBI agent trainee Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) when she encountered him in a massive, temporary iron cage during one of her later meetings with him in the middle of the Historical Society Room on the fifth floor. However, his real words were: "Good evening, Clarice." [The misquote was heard in Dr. Doolittle 2 (2001) and Hannibal (2001).]
- A minor misquote has often plagued the title character's
(Tom Hanks) most famous line of dialogue in Forrest Gump (1994) about what his mother told him, spoken in the past tense, not present tense: It should be:
"My mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get'" instead of
"My mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get'." The line wasn't in the novel by Winston Groom -- the closest it came
was the novel's first line with reversed meaning: "Let me say this:
bein a idiot is no box of chocolates."
Play 1994 clip:
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- In Apollo 13 (1995), astronaut Jim Lovell (Tom
Hanks) told Mission Control: "Houston, we have a problem."
The line has often been misquoted as: "Houston, we've got a problem". The historical quote was more accurately: "Houston,
we've had a problem." Some of the film's posters emphasized and reinforced the misquote, since they were printed with: "Houston, we have a problem."
Play 1995 clip:
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- Another of the most mis-quoted lines was from James
Cameron's blockbuster Titanic (1997). The line spoken by Leonardo
DiCaprio's character was: "I'm the king of the world,"
NOT "I'm king of the world".
Play 1997 clip:
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