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More of the Worst Movie Quotes: There are literally hundreds of obviously awful film quotes and movie lines, with some of the best in the Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes from the previous section. Here's an additional selection of some of the worst ever heard, many of which were seriously delivered by the actors/actresses. Missing from the top 10 list were many other obvious awful quotes, such as the following...




More of the Worst Movie Quotes
(chronological order)

"Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better. He can play better. And he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy. These things are his comfort."
Narrator Dr. Alton (Timothy Farrell) (offscreen), speaking about Glen/Glenda (Ed Wood, Jr.) in Glen or Glenda (1953)

- "Suppose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?"
- "Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."

Patrolman Larry (Carl Anthony) to Lieutenant Johnny Harper (Duke Moore) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Play clip (excerpt): Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

"At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions."
James Bond (Sean Connery) to Sierra (Raymond Young) in Goldfinger (1964)

- "Jenny, I'm sorry."
- "Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Oliver Barrett IV (Ryan O'Neal) to Jenny Cavalleri (Ali MacGraw) in Love Story (1970)

Play clip (excerpt): Love Story (1970)

"Where are my tits? Where are my tits?"
Myron (Rex Reed) in Myra Breckinridge (1970)

"If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit a leopard."
Kokumo (James Earl Jones) in Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

"Flash, Flash, Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
Dale Arden (Melody Anderson) to Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones) in Flash Gordon (1980)

Play clip (excerpt): Flash Gordon (1980)

- "You have a great body. May I use it?
- "I'm with the Major."
- "For his personal consumption only?"
Benson (Harvey Keitel) to Alex (Farrah Fawcett) in Saturn 3 (1980)

- "Conan! What is best in life?"
- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Mongol General (Akio Mitamura) to Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Play clip (excerpt): Conan the Barbariian (1982)

- "You scared, motherf--ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is gonna kick your big ass!"
- "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"
Cooke (Bill Duke) to John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Commando (1985)

- "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
- "That's right, Matrix. You did."
- "I lied."
John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to Sully (David Patrick Kelly) in Commando (1985)

- "...So, what I'm trying to say is, that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) to Commentator (and crowd) in Rocky IV (1985)

- "I feel the need."
- (in unison) "...the need for speed."
Maverick (Tom Cruise) to Goose (Anthony Edwards) in Top Gun (1986)

Play clip (excerpt): Top Gun (1986)

- "You're hit. You're bleedin', man."
- "I ain't got time to bleed."
Poncho (Richard Chaves) to Blain (Jesse Ventura) in Predator (1987)

"I carried a watermelon. (to herself) Carried a watermelon?"
Frances 'Baby" Houseman to Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing (1987)

"The dingo took my baby!"
Lindy Chamberlain (Meryl Streep) in A Cry in the Dark (1988, Australia)

Play clip (excerpt): A Cry in the Dark (1988)

"I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubble-gum."
George Nada (Roddy Piper) in They Live (1988)

Play clip (excerpt): They Live (1988)

- "I love you. I really love you."
- "Ditto."
Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) to Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) in Ghost (1990)

Play clip (excerpt): Ghost (1990)

- "I have a headache."
- "It might be a tumor."
- "It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor." (pronounced 'tumah')
Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to young Lowell (Ben McCreary) in Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Play clip (excerpt): Kindergarten Cop (1990)

- "So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?"
- "She rescues him right back."
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) to Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman (1990)

Play clip (excerpt): Pretty Woman

"In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes."
Vilos Cohaagen (Ronny Cox) to Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Total Recall (1990)

Play clip (excerpt): Total Recall

"Bodhi, this is your f--king wake-up call, man. I am an F - B - I Agent!"
Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) to Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) in Point Break (1991)

"Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you. You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
Johnny Murata (Brandon Lee) to Sgt. Chris Kenner (Dolph Lundgren) in Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

- "So who are you? Are you, you, like, some Special Forces guy, or something?"
- "Nah, I'm just a cook."
- "A cook?"
- "Just a lowly, lowly cook."
- "Oh my God, we're gonna die."
Jordan Tate (Erika Eleniak) to Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) in Under Siege (1992)

Play clip (excerpt): Under Siege (1992)

"Simon says, 'Die!'"
Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) in Demolition Man (1993)

- "The exchange of bodily fluids. Do you know what that leads to?"
- "Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge..."
Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock) to John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) in Demolition Man (1993)

Play clip (excerpt): Demolition Man (1993)

"You're fired!"
Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to Salim Abu Aziz (Art Malik) in True Lies (1994)

Play clip (excerpt): True Lies (1994)

"...they may take our lives, but they'll never take - our FREEDOM!"
William Wallace (Mel Gibson) to his men in Braveheart (1995)
Play clip (excerpt): Braveheart (1995)

"Stop eating my sesame cake...Stop eating my sesame cake!"
Captain Wanta (Delroy Lindo) to Herkermer Homolka (Tim Curry) in Congo (1995)

"You take care, kid. It must be weird, not having anybody cum on ya."
(Al Torres (Robert Davi) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley))
AND
"You got something wrong with your nipples?...I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?"
(Tony Moss (Alan Rachins) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley))
Play clip (excerpt): Showgirls (1995)
AND
- "You have great tits. They're really beautiful."
- "Thank you."
- "I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?"
- "I like having nice tits."
- "How do ya like having 'em?"
- "Whaddya mean?"
- "You know what I mean."
(Cristal Connors (Gina Gershon) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley)) in Showgirls (1995)

Play clip (excerpt): Showgirls (1995)

"Swoon, I'll catch you."
Count Almasy (Ralph Fiennes) to Katharine Clifton (Kristin Scott Thomas) in The English Patient (1996)

"We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day."
President Thomas J. Whitmore (Bull Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)

Play clip (excerpt): Independence Day (1996) (short) Independence Day (1996) (long)

- "I love you. You...You complete me. And I just... "
- "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello.'"
Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) to Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
Play clip (excerpt): Jerry Maguire (1996)

"GET OFF MY PLANE!"
President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) to Ivan Korshunov (Gary Oldman) in Air Force One (1997)

Play clip (excerpt): Air Force One (1997)

"You're why cavemen chiseled on walls."
Simon Bishop (Greg Kinnear) to Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997)

Play clip (excerpt): As Good As It Gets (1997)

"Tonight's forecast. A freeze is coming."
(Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger))

Play clip (excerpt): Batman & Robin (1997)
AND
"Ice to see you."
(Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger))
AND
"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
(Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger))
"Hey, everyone, CHILL!"
(Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger))
AND
"I hate to disappoint you, but rubber lips are immune to your charms."
(Robin (Chris O'Donnell) to Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman)) in
Batman & Robin (1997)

"(I said) Put the bunny back in the box..."
Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) in Con Air (1997)

Play clip (excerpt): Con Air (1997)

"It's like looking in a mirror. Only not."
Castor Troy/Sean Archer (John Travolta) to Sean Archer/Castor Troy (Nicolas Cage) in Face/Off (1997)

- "Did you just have a brain fart?"
- "Begging your pardon, Sir?"
- "Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my office!"
C.O Salem (Scott Wilson) to Lt. Jordan O'Neill (Demi Moore) in G.I. Jane (1997)

- "Mother! You're alive!"
- "Too bad. You will die!"
Kitana (Talisa Soto) to Sindel (Musetta Vander) in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

Play clip (excerpt): Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

- "This is insane."
- (to Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) "Have you lost your mind?"
- "He's got space dementia."

Colonel William Sharp (William Fichtner) to Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) in Armageddon (1998)

"We were made to fit together."
Maggie Rice (Meg Ryan) to Seth (Nicolas Cage) in City of Angels (1998)

"A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?"
Danielle De Barbarac (Drew Barrymore) to Leonardo da Vinci (Patrick Godfrey) in Ever After (1998)

"Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."
Justin Matisse (Harry Connick, Jr.) to Birdee Pruitt (Sandra Bullock) in Hope Floats (1998)
Play clip (excerpt): Hope Floats (1998)

"Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in."
Ricky Fitts (Wes Bentley) to Jane (Thora Birch) in American Beauty (1999)
Play clip (excerpt): American Beauty (1999)

"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."
Laney Boggs (Rachael Leigh Cook) in She's All That (1999)

- "I was wrong about you."
- "Yeah, how so?"
- "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) to Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) in The World is Not Enough (1999)

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."
Chirk (Kelly Preston) to Terl (John Travolta) in Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."
Terl (John Travolta) in Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

"...Wilson! Wilson! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Wilson. Wilson, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wilson! I can't. Wilson! WILSON!"
Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks) to volleyball named Wilson in Cast Away (2000)

Play clip (excerpt): Cast Away (2000)

"God was showing off when he made you."
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram (Ben Stiller) in Keeping the Faith (2000)

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? (pause) The same thing that happens to everything else."
"Storm" (Halle Berry) to Toad (Ray Park) in
X-Men (2000)

- "You are so beautiful, it hurts."
- "It's your nose that hurts."
- "I think it's my heart."
Capt. Rafe McCawley (Ben Affleck) to Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson (Kate Beckinsale) in Pearl Harbor (2001)

- "This is Walker. We need to get those planes fueled and loaded right now!...I think World War II has just hit us."
Capt. Danny Walker (Josh Hartnett) to Sgt. Earl Sistern (Tom Sizemore) in Pearl Harbor (2001)

"I will bitch-slap you back to Africa."
Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) in Rush Hour 2 (2001)

"Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater."
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyonce Knowles) in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Play clip (excerpt): Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

- "I'm exhausted."
- "Yeah, me too, but, you know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy."
Cataline Stone (Jenny McShane) to Ben Carpenter (John Barrowman) in Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
AND
"I truly, deeply love you, and before we die, I want you to know."
Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) and Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

"S--t just got real."
Detective Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) to Detective Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) in Bad Boys II (2003)

- "It's turkey time."
- "Huh?"
- (Looking down) "Gobble, gobble."
Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) to Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) in Gigli (2003)

Play clip (excerpt): Gigli

"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?"
Agent Sands (Johnny Depp) to Cucuy (Danny Trejo) in Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

- "Tonight, I'll have her give me a bath, and then, who knows."
- "You sack of wine!"
Agamemnon (Brian Cox) to Achilles (Brad Pitt) in Troy (2004)

- "I know Tai Kwon Do!"
- "And I know 'Whoop Your Ass'!"
Brenda (Lisa Marcus) to Madea (Tyler Perry) in Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

"My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The Fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will."
Dwight (Clive Owen) to Gail (Rosario Dawson) in Sin City (2005)

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."
Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) to Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

"You know, in America, it's bling-bling. But out here it's bling-bang, huh?"
Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio) to Maddy Bowen (Jennifer Connelly) in Blood Diamond (2006)

"Forgive my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places." (translated from French)
Max Skinner (Russell Crowe) to Fanny Chenal (Marion Cotillard) in A Good Year (2006)

"It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure."
Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell) to survivors in Poseidon (2006)

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!"
Spartan King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) to troops in 300 (2006)

Play clip (excerpt): 300 (2006)

"Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? - Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone."
Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) on the phone with "Women Now" in Juno (2007)

"Okay, c--ksucker. F--k with me and we'll see who s--ts on the sidewalk."
Hennessey (Joan Allen) in Death Race (2008)

"It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented."
Alma Moore (Zooey Deschanel) while watching TV News report in The Happening (2008)

- "There's a town about eight miles behind us. There were bodies on the road into town."
- "Cheese and crackers."
Nursery Owner (Frank Collison) to Private Auster-MP (Jeremy Strong) in The Happening (2008)

"You better hold on tight, spider-monkey."
Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) to Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) in Twilight (2008)

 


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