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Greatest Movie Twists Part 10 |
"The Greatest Films" site has selected as the "100 Greatest Films". |
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(alphabetical by film title) - Part 10 Intro | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Part 20 | Part 21 | Part 22 | Part 23 | Part 24 | Part 25 |
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| The visceral, and false climax of this classic horror film included the startling, scary moment when a seemingly-dead Michael Myers (Nick Castle) sat up in the background behind a sobbing teenaged Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis); afterwards, the apparently super-human body of Michael Myers vanished into the dark night even after being stabbed three times by Laurie (with domestic tools: knitting needle, coat-hanger, and kitchen knife), lethally shot six times, and after suffering from a second-story fall; psychiatrist Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence) seemed unsurprised as if he expected or was resigned to the fact that the 'evil' Myers would vanish - thus opening the door to future sequels [Note: Many imitative horror and slasher films would turn this type of ending into a cliche, deemed famously by film critic Roger Ebert as "the undead dead" movie plot device] |
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Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
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Masked-serial killer Michael Myers (George P. Wilbur) returned in this fourth film in the series, set 10 years after the original film in 1988 (see above), in pursuit of his sister Laurie Strode's (Jamie Lee Curtis) daughter Jamie Lloyd (Danielle Harris), his eight year-old niece ("He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way"). The film ended with an astounding plot twist - psychically-linked Jamie was possessed by Michael's murderous instincts, and stabbed her foster mother Darlene (Karen Alston) to death, in a sequence reminiscent and similar to the opening of the first film. She wore her clown costume and stood with bloody scissors at the top of the stairs, just like young Michael had done 25 years earlier |
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Hancock (2008)
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In this fantasy super-hero film set in present-day Los Angeles, hard-drinking amnesiac, unfocused and misunderstood superhero 'John Hancock' (Will Smith) learned to his disbelief from Mary Embrey (Charlize Theron), the wife of his struggling public relations agent Ray (Jason Bateman), about their origins; after Hancock confessed that he was lonely and unloved at dinner ("What kind of bastard must I have been that nobody was there to claim me?") and then later kissed Mary in her kitchen (after which she superhumanly tossed him out her front door onto the windshield of a parked neighborhood car!), she explained how both of them were superheroes (or "Gods, angels...Different cultures call us by different names"); he was further surprised to find out that Mary was actually the stronger of the two (illustrated in a gargantuan struggle between them on an LA street when she unleashed the forces of nature with a tornado); she described how they were created in pairs and were the sole survivors of an ancient race of angels ("They all died. It's just the two of us"), but they could not be together, for if they paired up, they would die: ("It can't work, it always ends the same way - Persia, Greece, Brooklyn"); Mary explained how they were technically 'husband' and 'wife' for thousands of years ("We're drawn to each other"), but had to be separated in order to give each other strength and prevent weakness or mortality ("It's us being close to each other. It's never happened this fast before"); after her relationship with Hancock ended 80 years earlier in 1931 (when they were mugged going to the premiere of Frankenstein (1931) with Boris Karloff), Mary had tried to live a quiet normal, human life by marrying Ray ("Finally I am happy. You are not gonna mess with that!...Love, connect, grow old, die"); Hancock realized that he was becoming mortal, human and vulnerable when he was bruised and then shot during a liquor store robbery, drawing blood; as he laid dying in a hospital bed, she told how the 3-4 past relationships with Hancock all ended destructively ("Summer of 4 BC. We were becoming mortal, like now. They came after me with swords. But you saved me. 1850. They set our house on fire. You pulled me out of the flames. (Eighty years ago) We were living in Miami and a new movie was playing in town...And after we walked down Flagler Street and you took my hand and you held it so tight. And they attacked us in an alley. They hit you so hard. There was so much blood...By the time I got to the hospital...but you didn't know me so I left. Every time we're together, they come after you through me"); when they were last together in the 1930s, Hancock lost his memory when he was struck in the head - and that's when Mary decided to disappear from his life; now to sacrifice herself for him ("You're built to save people more than the rest of us. That's who you are. You're a hero. The insurance policy of the gods. Keep one alive. You. To protect this world"), she took a bullet from one-armed bad-guy Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr. (Eddie Marsan), and as a result of her 'death', she gave him enough power to defeat the criminals, and to fly away to be a superhero - and also save herself as a mortal (as she earlier told him: "You have to leave. The further you get from me, the better you're gonna feel. You'll start getting your powers back"); in the epilogue, a month later, Hancock revealed by a phone call from New York that he had been on the moon, painting it with Ray's logo - the "AllHeart Symbol" representing world-changing charitable giving; he called Ray (and family) and told him: "You're gonna change the world. Good job, Ray," as the loving couple kissed, and Ray asked himself about the defacement: "Will I get in trouble for that?" |
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The Hangover (2009)
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The highest-grossing (domestic) R-rated film of all time, this vulgar, obscenity-filled quasi-comedy/bromance caper, told the outlandish story of four guys in Las Vegas for a bachelor party for soon-to-be married Doug (Justin Bartha) to Tracy (Sasha Barrese). After occupying a spacious villa at Caesar's Palace for the night, they awoke the following morning with no memory of the night before, because the bride's perverted and bearded brother Alan (Zach Galifianakis) had offered them, during a toast on the roof of Caesar's Palace at the beginning of the evening, what he thought was ecstasy, but in fact was Rohypnol (the date-rape drug) causing total memory loss. They found themselves in their wrecked hotel villa, with a burned couch, a baby, a tiger, a chicken, and more... As they tried to piece together their long night together, they also searched for the missing Doug. At the end of the film after they had just made it back to LA in time for the wedding (with tuxedoes delivered to them 'on the road' by The Tux Shop), Jewish dentist Stu (Ed Helms) found his digital camera in the backseat of their car, with candid snapshots of their long evening together. They learned from the collage of photos and retracing their steps, the following: (1) married schoolteacher Phil Wenneck (Bradley Cooper) had a hospital wrist bracelet - he had been briefly admitted with bruises in the middle of the night, (2) before that, Stu had participated in a marriage ceremony in Vegas' THE BEST LITTLE CHAPEL (run by Eddie), hitching up with a stripper/escort named Jade (Heather Graham) who was the single mother of baby Tyler left in their villa's closet, (3) the group had 'borrowed' a police car, and after they were arrested and released from a police station after being subjects in a taser demonstration, they retrieved their own prized Mercedes from the impound lot, (4) a strange naked and gay Asian gangster (named Leslie Chow (Ken Jeong)) locked in the trunk beat them up with a crowbar, (5) they also had taken boxer Mike Tyson's (Himself) Bengal tiger from his mansion (found in their villa's bathroom) and were threatened with harm if it wasn't returned, (6) Chow later returned with gang members to demand $80,000 he claimed was stolen from him (satchels were accidentally switched) at the Bellagio in exchange for kidnapped Doug, although when the exchange was made (after the trio played blackjack and Alan counted cards to win over $80,000), they discovered that they had mistakenly ransomed a "black Doug" (Mike Epps) (the drug dealer who had sold Alan the roofies), (7) Doug was found severely sunburned, trapped for a day and a half on the roof of Caesar's Palace - where he had tried to signal his whereabouts by throwing his mattress from the rooftop onto a statue below, (8) it was revealed that Stu pulled out his own front tooth with a pair of pliers as part of a dare from Alan, (9) on the way home, Doug found Chow's $80,000 in Bellagio chips in his pocket, (10) Stu broke up with his controlling fiancee Melissa (Rachael Harris) at the wedding, and planned on returning to Vegas to take Jade out to dinner |
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Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) |
In the film's conclusion set in a dim hallway, reformed drug addict/punk-rocker Holly (Dianne Weist) made a surprise announcement to her infertile (low sperm count) husband/comedy writer Mickey Sachs (Woody Allen): "Mickey, I'm pregnant" |
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The Happening (2008)
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Writer/director M. Night Shyamalan's first R-rated film was this apocalyptic horror-thriller film, generally considered less effective than many of his other plot-twisting tales; it posited the idea of a wave of mass suicides sweeping across the populated northeastern part of the United States (first in Central Park in New York, then the Philadelphia area, Boston, Princeton, New Jersey and then into rural areas) for a period of approximately one day; the deaths were marked by screams, people standing still, whistling wind across grass surfaces or in the trees, disoriented speech, power outages, incomplete radio transmissions, and other outward signs; immediately after the appearance of those signs, an infected individual would find a convenient means to kill him/herself (by impaling one's jugular vein with a hair-bun needle, shooting oneself with a gun, jumping off a roof or building, a zookeeper offering his arms to a lion, slitting one's wrist with glass shards, hanging oneself from a tree, crashing one's vehicle into a tree, lying down in front of a giant lawnmower, smashing one's head through a window, etc.); there were numerous speculative explanations for the epidemic (none definitive), such as bioterrorism, secret government experiments with drugs having psychotropic properties as a defense against terrorist chemical weapons, toxic airborne plant emissions, a strange virus, the effects of nuclear power plants, or nature turning against humanity - or forces at work beyond our understanding; one opinionated scientist, Dr. William Ross (Stephen Singer) - from the Department of Botanical Toxocology at the University of Chicago predicted on television that the happening was only a "prelude, a warning, like the first spot of a rash - we have become a threat to this planet"; after a three-month lull, the same pandemic wave began to occur in the Louvre's Tuileries Gardens in Paris, France as dark clouds gathered, when the film ended |
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Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
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This Canadian classic slasher film by director J. Lee Thompson from the early 1980s was advertised with the tagline as having "six of the most bizarre murders you will ever see" (including a scarf strangling a guy when it was wound around his motorcycle wheel, a neck-crushing weight-lifting barbell accident, and a shish-kebob into the mouth/throat); it starred Melissa Sue Anderson (of TV's Little House on the Prairie, in her sole feature film role) as troubled, blackout-suffering Virginia "Ginny" Wainwright, a prestigious Crawford Academy student who was part of a social clique known as the Top Ten, whose members were being murdered, and she even suspected herself; however, the over-the-top, multi-twist ending of the film on her 18th birthday (with the macabre scene of the murdered victims sitting slumped around the table, set up to look like a similar birthday party four years earlier) revealed that the real killer named Ann (Tracy Bregman) was wearing a "Virginia Wainwright" mask, and that the real Ginny at the table was alive but sedated; it was explained that years before, Virginia's promiscuous mother (Sharon Acker) had an affair with Ann's father, causing the illegitimate birth of Virginia, her half-sister; Ann blamed Virginia for all her misfortunes by setting up the murders as a personal vendetta to look like they were being committed by Ginny; the film ended with the innocent heroine Ginny stabbing Ann - as a detective (Earl Pennington) arrived and asked: "Dear God, what have you done?" as she was singing to herself: "Happy Birthday to Me..." |
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Hard Candy (2005) |
In this thought-provoking, exploitative female revenge thriller, the debut feature film of director David Slade, seemingly-innocent 14 year old femme fatale Hayley Stark (Ellen Page) (screenname Thonggrrrrrl14) - who had met 32 year old photographer Jeff Kohlver (Patrick Wilson) (screenname Lensman319) in an Internet chat room, went to the potential jail-bait predator's Hollywood Hills home with premeditated determination to seek revenge; she drugged his drink, tied him up, and then threatened to castrate him (as "preventative maintenance") with a scalpel and anesthetic ice, as he both berated her and pleaded with his raging and sadistic captor; she told him: "I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed"; she forced her repentant victim to confess to a murder that he may/may not have committed of a young model named Donna Mauer that he once photographed; there were a few key plot twists: (1) she faked Jeff's castration although it was gruesomely performed (off-screen), (2) it was revealed that Hayley had already kidnapped and tortured another pedophile named Aaron, Jeff's partner-in-crime during the murder of Donna (Hayley admitted: "Aaron told me you killed her, before he killed himself"), and (3) as Jeff's ex-girlfriend Janelle Rogers (Jennifer Holmes) arrived at the house, Hayley and Jeff were on the roof, where she had strung a rope off the side. She offered to clean up incriminating evidence of him as a sexual predator in his home (he would also avoid prosecution and clear his name with Janelle) if he jumped and committed suicide, but at the last second after he stepped off the roof and the rope went taut, she promised with a caveat: "I'll take care of it all - or not!" |
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Heaven's Gate (1980) |
After a murderous two-day bloody showdown between the armed immigrant farmers and the mercenaries hired by an association of cattlemen to protect their stock, it appeared the violence was over; however, there were still two more deaths -- the surprising shock ambush murders of both John L. Bridges (Jeff Bridges) and bordello madam Ella Watson (Isabelle Huppert) in a striking white dress - Sheriff Jim Averill's (Kris Kristofferson) lost love died in his arms; both were shot by killers led by black-garbed and evil Frank Canton (Sam Waterston); in the film's added, almost wordless, despairing coda or epilogue scene, Averill - now appearing miserable and unemotional about ten years later, was quietly lost and adrift in his recollections - he was a rich yacht captain off Newport, Rhode Island in 1903 with his wife (his waltz partner in the film's opening scene, and the woman in the framed picture he kept with him) |
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Hide and Seek (2005)
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This creepy thriller by director John Polson, soundly criticized for its illogical and contrived conclusion and for its shifting points of view, opened with the suicidal death of loving mother Alison Callaway (Amy Irving) after playing a game of 'hide and seek' at bedtime with her daughter, when she slit her wrists while in a bathtub surrounded ceremonially by candles in her NYC apartment, at exactly 2:06 am; she seemed to be in a troubled marriage to mild-mannered husband-psychologist Dr. David Callaway (Robert De Niro), and said that things were "beyond therapy" before her death; David decided to move with his traumatized and depressed young 11 year-old daughter Emily (Dakota Fanning) to the small and secluded resort town of Woodland in upstate NY; soon after, Emily kept talking about her tormented association with an imaginary, invisible friend named "Charlie"; there were lots of red herrings about the identity of "Charlie" who liked to play the game of Hide and Seek, who hated David, and was jealous of Emily's company - was Charlie?: (1) one of the next-door neighbors: husband and wife Steven and Laura (Robert John Burke and Melissa Leo) who were still grieving the loss of their own daughter, or (2) the strange real estate agent Mr. Haskins (David Chandler) who delivered keys in the middle of the night, or (3) the leering and nosy town Sheriff Hafferty (Dylan Baker); there were a few lurid reminders of the suicide - i.e., the cat was found drowned in a similar bathtub setting at 2:06 am for which "Charlie" was responsible, with crayon writings on the wall; the plot twist came toward the film's end - David was the one who had suffered trauma and pain from his wife's death and developed a split personality; he killed her after he had viewed her in a compromising, unfaithful coupling on an upper stairwell at a party (a recurring nightmare for David) and suffocated her while she slept next to him, and then planted her in the bathtub to make it look like a suicide; there were a few obvious clues to David's menacing schizoid personality - (1) when Emily told her father about what "Charlie" had said regarding his wife: "He said he would have satisfied her," (2) David's endless writings in a large journal while wearing headphones - all fantasies in his head (the journal was ultimately blank and he hadn't even unpacked his headphones), and (3) David had killed the butterfly in the cave that Emily had followed when they first arrived at their house, leaving a smudge print on his palm; by the conclusion, David had thoroughly victimized his daughter and killed young and attractive divorcee Elizabeth Young (Elisabeth Shue) - the aunt/babysitter for a girl about Emily's age named Amy (Molly Grant Kallins), by pushing her out a second-story window and then placing her body in a bathtub with blood scrawled on the curtain reading: "Can you see now?" (this was Emily's continual question that revealed she knew her father was crazy), and afterwards making it look like she was involved in a car accident; he also killed the town's Sheriff and was about to strangle family friend and Emily's therapist Katherine (Famke Janssen) in a cave in the woods, but when Emily begged him not to hurt her friend, Katherine shot him twice with the Sheriff's gun and put an end to his rampage; the film was famous for having multiple epilogues - the theatrical one ended with Emily's drawing of herself with two heads |
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| High Tension (2003, Fr.) (aka Haute Tension, or Switchblade Romance)
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In Alexandre Aja's low-budget, breakout NC-17 rated, homoerotic and gritty horror film (partially dubbed in English for its North American release in 2005), two female law college student friends during a break: heterosexual Alexia (Maiwenn Le Besco) and wild-spirited, blonde, short-haired lesbian Marie (Cecile De France), went to Alexia's farm home in the French countryside, where a brutish van driver (Philippe Nahon) on their first night invaded the home, ferociously killed the family members, and kidnapped a bound Alexia; after witnessing the murders, Marie hid in the back of the nameless killer's blood-stained, rusty van to pursue him and help rescue her friend; the film's improbable conclusion revealed the gimmicky, reality-shifting, absurdly-surprising "Gotcha" twist that the male killer was in Marie's psychotic, schizophrenic imagination - she was actually the killer; this fact was hinted throughout the early early sequences of the film, including Marie's introductory dream credits sequence (a dream when she was sleeping in the back seat of the car, in which she described how she was a slasher who chased herself through the forest ("It wasn't a guy. It was me. That was the weirdest part. It was me running after me")), a strange necrophilia-tinged shot of the killer in the van having sex with a decapitated head in his lap that he discarded out the window as he drove off, and the intercut scene of the killer's arrival while Marie masturbated to the song Runaway Girl by U-Roy with lyrics: "She's just another girl, that's what you are. You are just another girl" after she had spied on love interest Alexia through an upstairs window as she took a shower -- undoubtedly Marie felt homicidal rage for being repeatedly sexually spurned; another clue to Marie's split personality was the shot of a doll's face split in two by a large crack; an obscure clue was provided with the Latin saying on the back of Marie's tight T-shirt which read: Audaces Solum (literally "Boldly Alone" or "Very Lonely"); in the conclusion, the male killer with a chain saw was transformed into Marie after he told Alexia: "You really know how to drive a woman crazy, don't ya, ya goddamn bitch!...Do you love me?"; as the bloodied Marie kissed Alexia, she repeatedly told her: "Nobody will come between us ever again, Alex. Never again. I won't let anyone come between us anymore" - explaining her murderous actions to kill her own family so that she could obsessively be with her; in the last scene, Marie was in a mental institution (the same images were present in the film's opening when Marie stated: "Are they recording?" - making the entire film her own nightmarish flashback), where Alex looked at Marie through a one-way mirror as Marie sensed her presence and gestured with open arms toward her. |
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The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939) |
In this classic film adaptation of Arthur Conan Doyle's novel of the same name with the world famous detective Sherlock Holmes (Basil Rathbone), set in 1902, the culprit was local naturalist John Stapleton (Morton Lowry), who was a distant relative (long lost cousin) of the Baskervilles - he would have gained control of Baskerville Hall and its fortune at Dartmoor if the last apparent inheritor Sir Henry Baskerville (Richard Greene) - the successor to the family title - was to die; he attempted to kill Sir Henry by unleashing a starved, fearsome mastiff dog on him in the desolate moors (the Great Grimpen Mire) - using the legend of the giant phantasmagoric and demonic hound as a cover for the murder; but he was unmasked as the criminal by Holmes in a dramatic gathering of all the principals in the film, and presumably drowned in the moors in his flight to escape |
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House of Games (1987) |
David Mamet's twisting, elaborate plotline was about successful best-selling author and psychiatrist Dr. Margaret Ford (Lindsay Crouse) who became embroiled in the confidence game racket with the assistance of self-admitted con-man 'guide' Mike (Joe Mantegna) in a bar/pool hall called House of Games -- but it was soon revealed that she was the ultimate target in a complex, multi-layered con game involving $80,000; in the unnerving, unexpected twist ending of this hoax film, the used and betrayed Margaret resorted to viciously murdering Mike in cold-blood with multiple gunshots in an airport baggage terminal (after being shot, he requested: "Thank you sir, may I have another?"); in the final scene, she was in a restaurant with a friend -- she autographed a book and stole a gold cigarette lighter; her grimly smug smile of self-satisfaction afterwards as she lit her cigarette with it revealed that she had fallen into the addictive lure of being a con artist herself |
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House of Wax (1953) |
In this classic horror film that was originally shown in 3-D (it was the first 3D film from a major studio (Warner Brothers)), Vincent Price starred in the lead role as deranged wax figure sculptor-curator Professor Henry Jarrod, who was presumed dead after his early 20th century NY wax museum was burned down; however, he survived and opened a new museum that showcased famous crimes and murders through wax figures; the plot twist was that the vengeful Jarrod (wearing a mask to hide his melted face) - with scarred and useless hands - had been murdering people and then coating them with molten wax to produce very life-like statues from their corpses for his waxworks exhibits; in the surprise ending, and in one of the film's most startling scenes, Jarrod was unmasked by heroine Sue Allen (Phyllis Kirk), and he wound up in the burning cauldron of tallow - his apt and richly-deserved fate |
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The House on 92nd Street (1945) |
In this semi-documentary style, propagandistic 'film noir' regarding a group of German Nazi spies in New York City attempting to transmit plans for 'Process 97' (America's secret development of the A-bomb) to Hamburg while being infiltrated by the FBI (through recruited American engineering student and double-agent Bill Dietrich (William Eythe)), it was revealed in the film's conclusion that the mysterious character of masterspy leader "Mr. Christopher" was actually female transvestite spy member Elsa Gebhardt (Signe Hasso); she was accidentally shot to death by one of her own after she had changed into the clothes of a gentleman and was trapped in their surrounded headquarters on 92nd Street |
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| Identity (2003) | Ten strangers were trapped in a secluded motel in Nevada during a torrential rainstorm; in the plot's well-constructed twist, each of the strangers that was being murdered, one-by-one (each victim had a room key placed on or near their body), was not a real person, but specific personalities of the 'host' Malcolm Rivers (Pruitt Taylor Vince) -- a convicted death-row inmate and serial killer with Multiple Personality Disorder (or Disassociative Identity Syndrome) who was 'cleansing' himself of the other personalities; each of his personality creations had the same birthdate, and all of the surnames were names of towns; after a final clemency hearing with a court judge ("A question is whether to convict the body or the mind. His body committed these murders, that is true. The person who remains inside did not"), he was being taken by van with his doctor, Dr. Malick (Alfred Molina), to state psychiatric services after it was recommended that his execution be held off since it was believed that his homicidal identity had 'died'; during the drive, Malcolm had another startling vision of the last remaining personalities; cynical ex-Las Vegas prostitute Paris (Amanda Peet) was digging in her garden when she found an orange motel door key with the number 'one' on it; she turned to see seemingly innocent, mute young Timmy York (Bret Loehr) who was revealed (in a flashback montage) to be the one murderous or guilty personality; the boy proceeded to kill her with a garden plowing fork (off-screen) after telling her: "Whores don't get a second chance"; Timmy then took control of Malcolm and strangled psychiatrist Dr. Malick in the front seat of the van as the vehicle lurched to the side of the road; Timmy whispered the nursery rhyme (in voice-over) as the film ended: "While I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away" |
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In the Company of Men (1997)
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Writer/director Neil LaBute's disturbing drama (his debut film, a low-budget independent film) had as its thematic premise: "Let's hurt somebody" - a line spoken by corporate ex frat-boy Chad (Aaron Eckhart) out to seek premeditated, retributive revenge on women, after he claimed he had broken up with steady girlfriend Suzanne (Emily Cline) - and she had packed up, leaving him only a futon and his American Gigolo poster; Chad expressed his vile hatred of the fair sex: "Women. Nice ones, the most frigid of the race - it doesn't matter in the end. Inside, they're all the same: Meat and gristle and hatred, just simmering." As the handsome Chad and bespectacled business colleague/nice-guy college pal Howard (Matt Malloy) were traveling to a project in a branch office for a six-week stint, Howard described how his relationship with girlfriend Melanie fell apart (even after he gave her a ring); misogynistic Chad thought "we ought to do something about it" - referring to how women were "getting out of balance," and cruelly proposed that they find an unattractive woman, date her, and then unceremoniously dump her during their six week stint: "Say we were to find some gal...this person's just vulnerable as hell. You know, young thing, wallflower type, or whatever. Or like, disfigured in some way. Just some woman who is pretty sure that life, and I mean a full, healthy sexual life, romance, stuff like that, is lost to her forever...Anyhow, we take a girl of that type, just some corn-fed bitch who'd practically mess her pants if you sharpen a pencil for her, and we both hit her. Small talk, a dinner date, flowers...We just do it, you know, you and me, upping the ante all the time. And suddenly she's got two men. She's calling her mom. She's wearing makeup again. And on we play, and on and on. And then one day, out goes the rug, and us pulling it hard, and Jill - she just comes tumbling after...Trust me, she'll be reaching for the sleeping pills within a week, and we will laugh about this until we are very old men....Is that not ideal? Restore a little dignity to our lives?...It's really just the same crap we used to play in school, only it's better because we get a little payback on all this messy relationship s--t we're dealing with...I think it would be refreshing. I really do. And very therapeutic coming off the women we just have." In their office setting, Chad selected deaf and naive secretarial assistant temp worker Christine (Stacy Edwards), a dark-haired beauty, as their innocent, targeted female - and in week five, Chad slept with her (in his friend Howard's hotel room!); and then, in one of the film's most painful sequences, set in a restaurant and afterwards in a parked car, Howard confessed that he was genuinely falling in love with Christine (he told her: "I need you" using sign language); she was the one who replied with apology that she had two-timed him ("I've let this go too far...I shouldn't have dated both of you") and that she was in love with Chad ("I love someone else"). Howard decided to tell her (out of guilt, hurt, and jealousy) that Chad's love was a total sham and that they had planned the game together ("He doesn't like you. He loathes you. He detests you and your pathetic retard voice. That's what he calls it...You better wake up. You were used. It was a game"), but she had trouble believing him ("Chad would never do that"). He tried to force a ring upon her ("It's not a game to me anymore"), but she refused. In week six, Christine met Chad in the hotel room and asked: "Do you love me?" and then admitted that she knew about his duplicity in the game ("I know what's going on...You two were playing a game on me, right?"). Chad quickly attempted to explain his participation in a "contest" to date Christine, but then admitted he couldn't keep a "straight face" telling the excuse. When he asked how she felt, she slapped him hard across the face. He asked: "It only hurts that much?" and then promptly left the room, dumping her ("The deed's done"). He left her in the room where the emotionally-devastated Christine sobbed uncontrollably. A few weeks later, after they returned to their hometown, a sickened Howard visited Chad at about 1 am, and learned that Chad had no regrets about his actions, and that girlfriend Suzanne had NEVER left him ("She never left. She's always been right there") - the film's plot twist; he boldly and amorally declared why he had devised the game: "Because I could"; it seemed that all along, the motivation of the venomous and controlling Chad was a subtle hatred of the submissive and vulnerable Howard, who was appointed ineffectual team leader (on retrospect, Chad had cleverly sabotaged Howard's work throughout the film); when Howard left the building, he vomited on the staircase; later, Howard found Christine working as a secretary at a bank and approached her desk, shouting loudly at her: "Listen, listen, listen, Listen to me" - but she ignored him and wouldn't speak to him |
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In the Cut (2003)
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Director Jane Campion's dark feminist sex film starred clean-imaged Meg Ryan as a mid-30s English writing teacher - an unattractive despairing divorcee named Francis Avery, who first met a tough, foul-mouthed NY detective named Giovanni "James" Malloy (Mark Ruffalo) when he was investigating a homicide in her neighborhood; a severed head (with a "disarticulated" body) was discovered in the garden outside her window; he had a questionable wrist tattoo of the three of spades, matching the tattoo she had seen on the wrist of a man (smoking cigarettes) she had witnessed receiving an explicit 'blow job' in The Red Turtle pool/bar club's darkened basement, performed by a blue-fingernailed female named Angela Sands (Heather Litteer) - who was the murdered woman; when Frannie masturbated face-down on her bed, she fantasized that Malloy was watching her, and that he was the man receiving fellatio; the exciting premise of the film was that the cop, a possible murderer, might kill her next, and she was mugged on the street and roughed up; with sexual tension building, she became engaged in a torrid, risky sexual liaison with the married (but estranged) cop after a date, although she was nervous about Malloy being the killer of Angela (and others), thinking that he was lying about the basement-sex incident and other aspects of his life; the serial killer also murdered and mutilated a medical student co-ed whose body parts were found in the school's laundry room, and toward the film's end, Frannie's half-sister Pauline (Jennifer Jason Leigh) who worked as a stripper/go-go girl at the Baby Doll Lounge, was found bloodied and decapitated in her apartment's bathroom; after straddling Malloy and making love to him with one wrist handcuffed to her apartment's radiator, Frannie found her missing charm bracelet trinkets (a carriage and baby) that she had last seen at Pauline's place in the cop's coat pocket, convincing her that he was the killer ("It was you") - his alibi was that he had found them on the street after her mugging; when Malloy's butchy, on-probation detective partner Ritchie Rodriguez (Nick Damici) drove her 'to the lighthouse' under the George Washington Bridge (coincidentally the name of a literature book that Frannie taught) to conceivably take her statement on Malloy, she saw that he had a matching three of spades tattoo - identifying him as the serial killer who had received the 'blow-job' and murdered the other women; when he proposed marriage: "Will you marry me, Frannie?" as he dangled a wedding ring on his knife (a wedding ring was his signature at each crime scene), she shot him at close range with Malloy's .38 in the pocket of his coat that she happened to be wearing; she shot him again as he forced a kiss from her; dazed, she then returned (drenched in blood) to Malloy where she had handcuffed him earlier, and laid down next to him in a spooning position, as the film ended; there were other red-herring characters/suspects, such as Frannie's troubled student Cornelius Webb (Sharrieff Pugh) who was obsessed with serial killer John Wayne Gacy, and even Frannie's stalking, creepy, volatile scrubs-wearing former lover John Graham (Kevin Bacon) |
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| In this tense whodunit detective story, and Best Picture-winning thriller that was set in the little town of Sparta, Mississippi during a hot summer, a wealthy industrialist named Leslie Colbert was found beaten to death in an alley; a black police officer from Philadelphia Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Poitier), a homicide expert, helped to solve the case amidst southern racist tensions; suspects included wealthy citizen Eric Endicott (Larry Gates) and the redneck Sheriff Bill Gillespie's (Rod Steiger) bigoted deputy Sam Wood (Warren Oates), who was also accused of impregnating slutty 16 year-old Delores Purdy (Quentin Dean) in town; by the film's conclusion, it was revealed that the real murderer and 'true father' of the girl was a diner counter worker named Ralph Henshaw (Anthony James) who confessed in the Sheriff's office that he had murdered Colbert to pay for Delores' abortion |
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In the Mouth of Madness (1995) |
Director John Carpenter paid convoluted, warped homage to Stephen King and H. P. Lovecraft in this film that blurred the boundaries of fantasy and reality, fact and fiction, sanity and insanity, and reality and cine-reality; the film's plot, told in flashback, was about insurance fraud investigator John Trent (Sam Neill) - now a violent and delusional asylum inmate in a padded cell ("I am not insane") - who told how he went searching for horror novelist/writer Sutter Cane (Jürgen Prochnow) after his sudden disappearance; he found him in the small town of Hobbs End in New Hampshire that resembled a place in Cane's latest novel In the Mouth of Madness for Arcane Publishing; it appeared to be a surrealistic gateway to another world of evil and madness, and Trent began to believe he was just a character in the book (called "the new Bible"); he learned that god-like Cane's latest book was so powerful that it could change people ("I think, therefore you are!") - even turning anyone who read it into a mutant like creature - and those who didn't like to read (or didn't read the book) could be converted by watching a movie adaptation of the book; when the film ended with a slaughter at the asylum by monstrous creatures, he wandered out into the world that was alarmingly empty after a bloody slaughter; the film ended by being folded back upon itself - he entered an abandoned movie theatre that was showing the latest movie adaptation of Sutter Cane's book - and slowly changed into a crazed, mutant creature that laughed maniacally as he sat down and watched himself on the silver screen; the film's open-ended conclusion let the viewer decide whether Trent was insane or whether what he experienced was actually reality |
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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
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This fourth entry in the highly-successful franchise of Indiana Jones films set in the year 1957, starred an aged, 60-ish Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford); one of the side stories was that globe-trotting professor-archaeologist Indy had fathered a biker-son named Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) (aka Henry Jones III) by old lover Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen), although Mutt thought his father was treasure-hunting explorer Dr. Harold Oxley (John Hurt) already in Peru; the plot revolved around an ancient legend that an elongated crystal skull of Akator (with powerful magnetic properties) had been stolen from a Mayan temple (in the legendary and lost city of gold called El Dorado) in the Amazonian jungles of South America (conquistador Francisco de Orellana also vainly searched for it in the 1540s), and the one who found it and returned it would be rewarded with "treasure"; in her maniacal quest for the sacred object (to be used as a cosmic mind weapon to rule the world), the lead psychic KGB operative Dr. Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) with a black page-boy haircut was aided by Indy's traitorous "triple agent" colleague George 'Mac' McHale (Ray Winstone) who kept Irina following close behind in Jones' journeys by dropping blinking tracking beacons; in the finale, they entered the Mayan temple's inner chamber where 13 aliens ("inter-dimensional beings") with crystal skeletons (arranged in a circle) were seated; presumably, the alien beings had been worshipped by the Mayans, who were taught advanced technology by the extra-terrestrials; once the retrieved crystal skull was restored onto the spinal cord of one of the aliens, Irina demanded the reward: "I want to know"; the supernatural being (the collective of all 13 aliens) overloaded her skull with knowledge, burning and disintegrating her brain (and eyesockets) with flames, and her remains and those of other henchmen were sucked up into a vortex that took them into a giant spaceship above (in another dimension?); after Indy and his friends escaped from the crumbling temple, they watched from afar as the temple collapsed, the whirling, spinning flying saucer created a vortex in its ascension, and the valley floor was covered over by Amazonian waters ("Like a broom to their footprints"); Oxley summarized where the saucer went: "Not into space. Into the space between spaces"; Indy also contributed this afterthought: "Their treasure wasn't gold - it was knowledge. Knowledge was their treasure" |
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(alphabetical by film title)
Intro | Part 1 | Part
2 | Part 3 | Part
4 | Part 5 | Part
6 | Part 7 | Part
8 | Part 9 | Part
10 | Part 11 | Part
12 | Part 13
Part 14 | Part
15 | Part 16 | Part
17 | Part 18 | Part
19 | Part 20 | Part
21 | Part 22 | Part
23 | Part 24 | Part
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